המצאתי מטבע לשון חדש: Cunt-Count! להלן דוגמאות שימוש:

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?Hi Samantha, I've always wanted to ask you what's your cunt-count

4-15-40.

.It can get even better when I'm excited

!Oh my god, Samantha, we can sneak beer bottles into the club with your help

?What are you doing next Friday

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?Hi Bob, what's your cunt-count

.My big brother had bitten off my Johnson when I was nine

.Sorry Bob. Have a nice day

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!Hi Sam! We're having a party next Friday

!Hope to see you, it'll be jolly and merry

?Err... what's the cunt-count

Actually the cunt-count tendes towards zero, but Bobs' gonna be there, he's pretty shy though, but after we have a couple of beers... Well, you know he likes it from behind. Frodos' also gonna come, it'll be really merry, such funny fun, sweetie pretty bunnies and and I pretty... Sam? Hello? *bip bip

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ניעחעחע, קאנט-קאונט קענט-קעונט כענת-קהונט!

(אני יושב יותר מידי בבית. בואו בשבוע הבא להייניקן הבימה! =)