Under The Bridge

So this 'nation' was 'granted' it's lost 'land' after a close shave to extermination. So far so good, only it has no bloody idea how to conduct one. Or so it seems. Sickening. I don't believe he's going to come back. Two blue balloons? If you try to count all those lost souls, the balloons can float a coffin.

And bloody revenge of the tractor...WTF are they thinking!?

Prolly was a mistake deciding to do the degree here.

I do hate myself sometimes for the cowardice, conforming to comfort, and staying in this kingdom of damnation. What patriotism? I don't feel i belong anywhere at all.

But i like the british culture. And after reading a thing or two about the Netherlands, i think i might get along there, too.

Two train casualities on the same day. Magis and i argued whether these were suicides or not, but one thing's sure - stuck trains all over the country. And yesterday the one i took was delayed by half an hour, lucky i'm not in the army, they'd screw my head off. And on thu-fri there were no trains at all. So much for long commute creativity, it was 4 buses instead, and in one of them a soldier decided to use me as a pillow. But he smelled nice, so it was eventual =]

Maybe now that i'm not trainphobic and -still- got free time, i should visit all those ppl i know around the country. Maybe not, tho. Not everyone are Lianne. Also, i'd quite like to see some that don't require a train ride, but here, i'm wary even to ask, academic horror and all, i'm afraid i dont quite understand the pressure rate. Oh well, soon enough my own nose's to the grindstone, maybe then i will.

Cooley is such a cute kid^^.

And it doesnt matter i've got nearly 4 GB of music on my mp3, i always end up listening to Guardian's Night at the Opera. It's inevitable. Got my new headphones a couple of days ago. Third Genius pair. Srsly, those headphones are the best thing in music since Blind Guardian. They survive in my use for 6-8 months, which means a normal person can use them for years, and they're louder than a Manowar concert. Genius justifies it's name. By fun coincidence, the cute 'puter shop on Herzl st. has all kinds of Genius stuff, i guess i'll be getting my tablet from them, seeing i prolly can't afford a wacom. Rest of the puter is coming up soon also, jolly nice.

A combination of Noam and Gili and Magis is such a lolsome thing. Going out to Shrimpsea this friday was the eventuallest thing.

-לאכול בתחת זה לא קשר כי זה לא מפריס פרסה!

-אתה גבוה! - לא, אתה נמוך!

-נציגי אלביט עומדים במסדרון, בצד אחד מחלקים פנקייקים ובצד שני מגייסים לרעיונות עבודה, נחשו באיזה צד יש יותר אנשים!

And also damn tasty. Seafood, who'd believe it.

And this weekend will be even better, without looming tests.

Hakuna matata.

So, the first national day of Shame happened.

Many words in the media, all unnecessary.

War was in vain.

They deserve to burn.

Sometimes, little is needed when things get rotten. People have to do so little, my imagination does the rest, together with youtube. Only often nobody notices, or bothers to try that...little.

What you've done was, yesterday, a lot.

I won't forget in a hurry.

As much as i think psychology is worthless crap, considered taking a course in the open uni. It's one thing people wish to pile trouble on someone's head, and another actually making sense of it. And helping. Bullshit is less so when conveyed by someone who actually gives a damn and doesnt glance at the watch when he thinks nobody ses. I have trouble coping without professional knowlege.

This world's religion books should be magically replaced by full xkcd compilations, including the tooltips. As universal truth goes, so much better. I still love the discovery channel.

Weekend was a blast. Magis came here, lols and llamas ensued, and on friday we took the Elcool and went to TA, to the Freeze event. The Freeze is another attempt to become the 51st state, this time by copying some american street event in which a large number people meet up, set an hour:minute, and freeze for 5 minutes.

Which was an amusing idea to accomplish on the bloody hottest day of the week.

[The organizers. Dude on the right really amused me.]

So, sounds dumb? You should've been there.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zn56sLyywlQ

The fun that was had was incredimazing. We were quite a lot of people, 50 or more, so the effect was quite strong. Quotes from unsuspecting people included:

'Is this some sort of protest?' 'How long d'you recon they'll hold on?' 'Moooom, why nobody is moving? It's creepy!'

Since nobody of us geniuses thought to freeze in the looking-at-watch position, we were frozen for slightly more than 5 minutes. Only when the organizing freezers started to clap, we unfroze and dispersed. Dispersing meant following Tommy to Dizengoff Center, encountering various DA people and kittehs on the way. [One for adoption, others for euthanasia, probably]

Tommy the black sheep was freaked out by the fact Magis had never been to the Dizi. Well, Tommy is a typical inhabitant of the bubble, for him visiting holon is going south. Still his amazment was very lolsome, especially when he proclaimed that doing a tour of the Dizi is a matter of TA pride. No, not that pride. At frequent intervals, he kept asking 'so how is it so far!?' Lolsheep.

We didnt have as much time as we'd like, since in מדינת הלכה friday buses disappear around 4. Still, the tour was very successful, our black sheep was a good guide. [As for why he's a black sheep - i was amused how his curly black hair and black clothes contrasted with elad's blond ponytail and white shirt - white sheep!].

Considerable time was wasted around comic stands, although they've been at the same stands last week. Cooley agreed to be dragged away only when reminded that ComiCon is next month XD.

Much fun was had a tzomet sfarim, it's amazing how many weird/idiotic books are on display, along with awesome ones. Damn, i want Froud's Faeries ^_^.

Most llamentably, we didnt get to the Faery Forest. And to the Otaku. That leaves a taste for moar!

But just as important, we've been to Tactica. It's a portal to paradise, disguised as a gamer shop. Allows people to come and play there, got the most awesome back room, and all those games i'd love to lay my hands on when i'm 63(:. The owner of the shop is God, equally in disguise, a laid-back, pleasant guy. It's so obvious that he grew tired of this world's stupidity and retreated to the cosy shelter of warhammer and munchkin =] [god on the left, cooly on the right, and holyness between]

Hell yeah!

So we decided to take advantage of the magnificent backroom and play the fluxx magis brought. Pretty silly to play a game that's not from the shop itself, but alas, there was no opened munchkin. So here we see Tommy having trouble concentrating on the cards because we keep poking him, and cooley being mysterious.

Needless to say, magis fell in love with the diziverse just like i did back then. That means we will be back! Muahaha!

After doing a very girly sprint to catch kav 19 back home, mathematician jokes happened, and then they degraded to singing homestar runner songs. Well, cooley did. Hardcore fan, that silly sheep. Then he proceeded to convince magis to come and visit him, and moar fun was had. Cooley is like a king of ashur deja vu - hanging at his place and doing nothing is just as fun as being out and doing things, amazing =P. Soon enough they found themselves playing some bizzare game and i got to read zbeng 14 which i never met previously. Spontaneous tablet art also happened, and being thrown on the bed and talking gibberish. I consider the former to be an integral part of any social event. And fun was had!

After getting back from cooley we decided to go and see the Zohan. The decision was a wise one.

'Are you bionic?' - 'No, i like only girls'

'You don't giggle at the Zohan!'

And of course, the knowlege that in any situation in life, from bad hair day to terrorist attack, hummus is the thing that saves the day!

This was the bestest weekend of recent.

And looks i'm going to get the new puter sooner than later.

I have something about 'XKCD loves the discovery channel'. Haven't seen the ad itself, but that comicpage is the blooping best i ever met.

"I LOVE MOMENTUM. I LOVE THIS BAKERY. I LOVE ENTANGLED SHEETS AND WEIRD PILLOW TALK. I LOVE THE WHOLE WORLD. THE FUTURE'S PRETTY COOL!"