I met a banker
who lived on Venus
He claimed I was a wanker
and tried to amputate my penis
He was quite strange
said stuff about his PMS
but for the life of him
wouldn't let me call the SS
I told him it wasn't 1940
He looked at me all confused
but he still wouldn't call me shorty
even after I got him boozed
He drank all the vodka
took all the crack
and wished, with a giggle
wished me good fuck
Then of course I was offended
and told him to screw a tie
and he, in return, insisted
that I someday, should give it a try
I took out my pencil
which then stuck in his eye
and after taking it out
he stuck it in mine, for Goodbye
After finally pulling it out
I looked at him with anger
and thought to myself
God save the banker