1. Yes, these dogs that come from god knows where in the middle of nowhere and run into your wheels, have a death wish.
2. If you get angry at the drivers around u it means u didn´t drink enough water.
3. If you still get angry at the drivers around u, go see a shrink. There are no more drivers on the road. u have a split personality.
4. Even if it doesn´t look like a road, get on it. As long as there are no plants on the surface, it´s road for them.
5. If you have any hesitations... Yes, this is the right road. You might have confused East-West or South-North, but this is the road.
6. The reason why this is the right road, is that there are no more other options. Yes, there´s only one road that connects everything here.
7. Yes, this is the right road.
8. If you see a car stuck with 3 blondes, obviously not-local, girls around it...Make sure there´s no guy around there that is already changing a wheel, BEFORE u stop and ask if everything is ok, or else u might feel stupid.
9. If you ever had a fantasy to stop your car, take off your clothes, run for 10 minutes, do some other things u might not do whiel u r naked and there are people around u, dress and go back to driving...this might be the perfect timing.
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