אלה כמה ציטוטים נבחרים שנכתבו בתוכנת הצ'אט Mirc. בדרך כלל מדובר בצירופי מקרים מדהימים. כמה מהציטוטים לא מובנים מקריאה ראשונה, אבל מצחיקים במיוחד מקריאה שניה או שלישית.
anamexis> oh man
anamexis> I was opening a coke, right
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anamexis> and it exploded
anamexis> ALMOST all over my keyboard
anamexis> but I got it away just in time
Beefpile has quit (sick fuckers)
anamexis> :<
Ben174> : If they only realized 90% of the overtime they pay me is only cause i like staying here playing with Kazaa when the bandwidth picks up after hours.
ChrisLMB> : If any of my employees did that they'd be fired instantly.
Ben174> : Where u work?
ChrisLMB> : I'm the CTO at LowerMyBills.com
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T-Wolf> man, my girlfriend left me for some faggot named robert
RdAwG20> you don't live in Hope mills do you?
T-Wolf> ya, why man?
RdAwG20> lol, just wondering, was her namne alisson?
T-Wolf> you mother fucker
i8b4uUnderground> d-_-b
BonyNoMore> how u make that inverted b?
BonyNoMore> wait
BonyNoMore> never mind
Jeedo> hey baby, whats up?
Indidge> umm....nothing?
Jeedo> So....want me to like come over today so we can fuck?
Indidge> Wait....did you want to speak to my daughter?
Jeedo> Yes Mrs.Miller.. :-/
jeebus> the "bishop" came to our church today
jeebus> he was a fucken impostor
jeebus> never once moved diagonally
Night-hen-gayle> I gotta go. There's a dude next to me and he's watching me type, which is sort of starting to creep me out. Yes dude next to me, I mean you.
*** Topic in #doghouse is 'Our hearts are extended to the 17 victims of the recent internet fraud'
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Anubis> what fraud?
Kadmium> You haven't heard about it?
Anubis> no?
Kadmium> You can read the full story at http://www.tubgirl.com
Anubis> omg wtf!
*** Kadmium changes topic to 'Our hearts are extended to the 18 victims of the recent internet fraud'
MooseOnDaLoose> Hey Mike
goatboy> what?
MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.
goatboy> er?
MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.
goatboy> and?
MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.
goatboy> ...
MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.
goatboy> i dont get it
MooseOnDaLoose> AND YOU NEVER WILL.
goatboy> bastard
Sui88> 67% of girls are stupid
V-girl> i belong with the other 13%
studdud> what the fuck is wtf
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*SparTacus is now known as Betty_Guns
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wacko_Jacko>ok spartacus just came n here i know it. which one of you is that loser?
hunney> I am spartacus
ji_pper>no im spartacus
Betty_Guns>I am spartacus
mistr andersn>I’m spartacus
wacko_Jacko>ur all freaks thats what u r
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