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וברשותו אני מפרסמת את רשימת המשפטים המגניייבים שהוא עשה=))

אה כן אני אשמור לעצמי קרדיט קטן חח יש פה 2 משפטים שאני הבאתי לו אההה אני מגניבה גם? מ נו טוב אני לא, אני סתם חשה אבל זרמוו=))

טיפשה חרושים אומנם.. אבל קבלו אותם בלקט מטווורררף=)

להלן:

1) Knowledge is power, power corrupts. Study hard, be evil!

2) An apple a day keeps the reaper away.

3) Save the whales. Collect the whole set.

4) A day without sunshine is like, night.

5) On the other hand, you have different fingers.

6) I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

7) 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.

8) I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.

9) You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

10) Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it remains?

11) Nothing is fool-proof to a talented fool.

12) Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

13) Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.  
14) All stressed out and no one to choke

15) My mind is like a steel trap - rusty and illegal in 37 states.

16) Quantum mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of.

17) Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.  
18) 4/3 of people don't understand fractions.

19) There are 3 types of peple in the world, those who can count, and those who can't.

20) You cry i cry, you laugh i laugh, you jump off a cliff, i laugh... EVEN HARDER!

21) Remember my name... you'll be screaming it later!

22) SHIT HAPPENS, mostly to me so don't worry.

23) TAKE MY ADVICE
    I don't use it anyway.

24) I'M NOT CRAZY
    My reality is just different than yours.

25) I'm busy, you'r ugly, have a nice day :)

26) Excuse me... i forgot to take my HAPPY pils.

27) Welcome to DRAMA WHORES
    population: you.

28) DON'T HIT KIDS!
    no, seriously, they have guns now.

29) SOMEONE is thinking about sex
    ok... it's me.

30) This is bob.
    Bob likes you.
    Bob likes sharp things.
    I suggest you ran from bob.

31) Just act like im not here...
    WATCHING you.

32) I'll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter.

33) Dear god, make everyone DIE.
    amen...

34) Don't hate!
    (appreciate)

35) If i'll throw a stick, will you leave.

36) i've got nothing against god,
    it's his fan club i can't stand...

37) What do you mean, "the chocolate is gone"?!

38) We're all gonna die but i have a HELMET!

39) I'm small, cute and i have really big eyes.
    please don't hurt me.

40) When life gives you lemons... throw them at people!! =)

41) Could you please shut the fuck up?
    thanks :)

42) Dont worry
    BE JEWISH.

43) I have a magical box
    it's better than yours.

44) SCHOOL
    one big soap opera.

45) Welcome to the dark side!
    we have coockies.

46) Welcome to the dark side!
    our leader is sexy.

47) Love and peace in the dark side.

48) ZAKKA- collecting people.

49) Finally happy (19:00) how does the happyness moves so fest? (20:40) *wondering*.

50) Evil needs candy too.

51) I don't suffer from INSANITY, i enjoy every minute of it.

52) The fact that i am a paranoid doesn't mean that no one is chasing me.

53) There are only three ruls:
    1) Don't kill peopls.
    2) If you killed someone keep it to you'r self.
    3) Make sure the man is fucking dead!

54) Do you imply that every arabic person is equal to one partial of twenty camal?!

55) Don't worry, be emo!

56) Love your enemies, it pisses them off.

57) Smile... people will wonder what your up for.

58) why drink and drive when you can smoke and fly?

59) Every time you see a rainbow, God is having GAY SEX.

60) Perfection is reached, not when there is no longer anything to add,
    but when there is no longer anything to take away.

61) An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less.

62) Don't let school interfere with your education.

63) I know that you believe you understand what you think I said,
    but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.

64) All I want is a warm bed and a kind word and unlimited power.

65) Each problem has two solutions: The wrong one and mine.

66) When you see the light at the end of the tunnel,
    make sure it's not the train coming at you.

67) There is a trick, or rather a knack to flying,
    and it involves throwing yourself at the ground and missing it.

68) Monologue: One man talking to himself.
    Dialogue: Two people talking to themselves.

69) The next war, like the one after it, like the one before it,
    came to put an end to fighting.

70) The different between clever to smart is
    that a smart person wouldn't get into the trouble
    that the clever person manage to get out of.

71) You'r only jealous because the voice in my head talks only to me!

72) Whatever wont work with force, will work with more force!

73) I love your smile, i love your eyes.
    Dammit! I'm good in telling lies!

73) Mirror mirror on the wall, WTH happand?!

74) My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems...

75) I'm not playing with myself i'm just adjusting my jewelry.

76)Fear of the spork!!!

77) My mom says i'm SPECIAL.

78) DO NOT SET YOURSELF ON FIRE! it kinda hurts!

79) I talk to myself because i like dealing with a better class of people.

80) Fat kids are harder to kidnap.

81) Don't be jealous! it's not my foult god put more work into me than you!

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