Cupid's Chokehold

Take a look at my girlfriend
(She's the only one i got (ba ba da da
Not much of a girlfriend
(I never seem to get a lot (ba ba da da, ba ba da da

It's been some time since we last spoke
This is gonna sound like a bad joke
But momma i fell in love again
It's safe to say i have a new girlfriend

And i know it sounds so old
But cupid got me in a chokehold
And i'm afraid i might give in
Towels on the mat my white flag is wavin'

I mean she even cooks me pancakes
And alka seltzer when my tummy aches
If that ain't love then i don't know what love is

We even got a secret handshake
And she loves the music that my band makes
I know i'm young but if i had to choose her or the sun
I'd be one nocturnal son of a gun

(ba ba da da, ba ba da da)

Take a look at my girlfriend
(She's the only one i got (ba ba da da
Not much of a girlfriend
(I never seem to get a lot (ba ba da da, ba ba da da

Take a look at my girlfriend

(She's the only one i got (ba ba da da
Not much of a girlfriend
(I never seem to get a lot (ba ba da da, ba ba da da

It's been awhile since we talked last and i'm tryin' hard not to talk fast
But dad i'm finally thinkin' i may have found the one
Type of girl that will make you way proud of your son

And i know you heard the last song about the girls that didn't last long
But i promise this is on a whole new plane
(I can tell by the way she says my name (ba ba da da

I love the way she calls my phone
She even got her very own ringtone
(If that ain't love then i don't know what love is (ba ba da da

It's gonna be a long drive home but i know as soon as i arrive home
And i open the door take off my coat and throw my bag on the floor
She'll be back into my arms once more for sure

Take a look at my girlfriend
(She's the only one i got (ba ba da da
Not much of a girlfriend
(I never seem to get a lot (ba ba da da, ba ba da da

She's got a smile that would make the most senile
Annoying old man bite his tongue
I'm not done
She's got eyes comparable to sunrise
And it doesn't stop there
Man i swear
She's got porcelain skin of course she's a ten
And now she's even got her own song
But movin' on
She's got the cutest laugh i ever heard
And we can be on the phone for three hours
Not sayin' one word
And i would still cherish every moment
And when i start to build my future she's the main component
Call it dumb call it luck call it love or whatever you call it but
Everywhere i go i keep her picture in my wallet like you

Take a look at my girlfriend

(She's the only one i got (ba ba da da
Not much of a girlfriend
(I never seem to get a lot (ba ba da da, ba ba da da

Take a look at my girlfriend

(She's the only one i got (ba ba da da

Not much of a girlfriend
(I never seem to get a lot (ba ba da da, ba ba da da