Finnished

Forgive me Doctor for I have sinned. It has been 4 years since my last appointment.

Since then I have drunk coffee and Coke, and I have smoked cigarettes.

I have had impure thoughts about L Word characters, I have yelled at a dog, I have eaten sticky candy.

I have gone to bed without brushing my teeth and I do not floss.

I do not chew sugar-free gum after meals to raise my PH levels.

I have eaten chocolate.

A lot of chocolate.

"Five Hail Mary's, my child, three drilling appointments and one teeth cleaning, and all shall be forgiven. And don't forget the mouth wash!"