IGORLAND AND SOME JAGERMEISTER

DR. IGOR HAVE LEARNED A FEW THINGS ABOUT SEX AND LOVE OVER THE YEARS AND HERE'S THE FIRST: BIG GIRLS ARE THE HOTTEST, CRAZIEST FUCKS EVER. I'M TALKING ABOUT BIG GIRLS-AND I DON'T MEAN TALL. THEY ARE A SCREAMING, FUCKING CRAZY HOT, BIG YUMMY TIME, TRUST ME. BIG GIRLS NEED LOVE TOO, SO BE THERE FOR THEM, BROS, AND BE PREPARED FOR THEM TO GO FUCKING NUTSON YOU. I HATE DUDES WHO HATE ON BIG GIRLS. I', PROUD TP SAY THAT THIS DOCTOR DOES NOT DISCRIMINATE.

DIVERSITY-THAT'S WHAT THE DOCTOR ORDERS.

YOU'RE ALL WELCOME BE WAITING FOR SOME MORE!