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הקדמה - מכיוון שעל היהדות כבר הספקנו לגחח טיפה, החלטנו לגוון קצת. הכל לקוח מאתר מאוד משעשע של כמה נוצרים הדוקים בארצות הברית - אין לנו בעיה עם נוצרים - יש לנו בעיה עם דת.

 


 

השטן, כפרה עליו, עשה לנו חיים קלים בזה שהוא מסמן את הסוגדים לו. כל מה שעלינו לעשות בכדי להבחין בו ובאנשיו בסופרמרקט השכונתי זה לקרוא את המאמר הפשוט שהכנו לכם:

 

1. פגשת בחור חמוד באוטובוס? הכרת מישהי מקסימה בפאב? זהירות! לפני שאתם מתרגשים יותר מידי תעשו לעצמכם טובה ותבדקו היטב האם לאותו אדם יש את המספר 666 מקועקע על המצח או על יד ימין.

 

Isbon Beckwith, The Apocalypse of John, 1919

The mark is explained in v. 17 as consisting of the name of the Beast, or what is equivalent, the number of his name. . . it is set where it could not easily be hid, on the forehead or the right hand

Arthur H. Brown, Europe After Democracy, 1993

Europeans believe that the monetary system called ECU (European Currency Unit), now in place, will serve as the medium of commercial exchange and trade. However, the Bible reveals that a mark (or the symbolic number 666) on the right hand or forehead will replace the ECU and become the mandatory currency expression necessary to conduct trade and commerce in much of the world. Those refusing to accept this mark will be killed.

Terry Cook, The Mark of the New World Order, 1996

It is my well-researched opinion that the Mark of the Beast, as related in scripture, is absolutely literal. Soon, all people on earth will be coerced into accepting a Mark in their right hand or forehead.

M.R. DeHaan, Studies in Revelation, 1946

There are many who believe that the mark will consist of the number 666 tattooed upon the foreheads and hands of the followers of the beast. . .

Samuel B. de Klerk, Coming Great Prophetic Events, 1962

All religions are to be placed under the control of the counterfeit ruler or false Christ, making a single world religion. He will have the power to enforce his mark, "666", known as the "the mark of the beast" (Rev. 16:2, 19:20). This mark or stamp of the Antichrist will be placed on the foreheads or right hands of all living persons when Antichrist rules.

Oliver Greene, The Revelation, Verse by Verse, 1963

Yes, I believe there will be three sixes tattooed on foreheads and right hands. . . indeed I do. I believe John 3:16. I believe God literally loved, literally gave, Jesus literally came and literally died. Why should I not believe the number of the Beast will be 666?

Grant R. Jeffrey, Prince of Darkness, 1994

What kind of mark will it be? It will be a physical mark, probably visible, that the False Prophet will force every man and woman to receive on his right hand or forehead. The mark will be related to both the "name of the beast" as well as the "number of his name" — 666. Possession of the mark will indicate that you willingly worship the "beast". . .

 

חכו! זה לא נגמר -  סימן היכר נוסף הוא סמל הקומוניזם

 

Robert W. Faid, Gorbachev! Has the real Antichrist come?, 1988

It appears that there will be three separate things or marks which will qualify a man to buy or sell. The first is called the 'Mark of the Beast.' If indeed the antichrist is the leader of the Soviet Union, then the mark may well be the Red Star — the universal communist symbol. This may be a simple tattoo of the communist Red Star.

A second possibility concerns what is meant by the 'name of the beast.' I do not think it will be name of a specific man. . . This mark again might be a simple tattoo indicating that the bearer is a member of the Communist Party, and loyal to the antichrist.

 

אבל בואו נתחשב בשטן, הוא לא מטומטם מספיק בשביל להתפשר על קעקוע שקל לזהות...

 

2. השטן והמיקרו צ'יפ!:

 

The third may be more complicated — the number of his name. I do not believe that this means simply the number 666. With the recent advancements in computer chip technology, especially in the miniaturization of them, it is now possible to make them microscopic enough to be injected beneath the skin. . .

Although the microchip could possibly be the ultimate in the antichrist's control of people's lives, this would take considerable time to implement and the cost would be enormous. A much simpler form would be to use the series of bars utilized in the Universal Products Code already in place in most supermarkets. This code could be tattooed, possibly with a dye visible only under ultraviolet light, on either the hand or forehead. (Robert W. Faid, Gorbachev! Has the real Antichrist come?, 1988, pp. 60,61)

 

Roy L. Branson, Jr., The End of the World, 1989

Instead of social security cards and credit cards, the number will be printed in the forehead or hand so that all who receive it will carry it at all times. Using modern technology, it will be a method to eliminate losing such cards or having them stolen or duplicated.

Just how will the number be imprinted? Will it consist only of the numbers 666? We do not know for certain, but it is possible a small computer chip will be embedded under the flesh, or even into the bone of the forehead of hand. That kind of technology is already in place. Another method may be used, but the results will be the same — instant identity, and little or no likelihood of counterfeiting or reproducing. I suspect the numbers 666 will be a prefix followed by other numbers, but I do not know.

Texe Marrs, Project L.U.C.I.D., 1996

Will the implantable biochip, linked in with L.U.C.I.D. worldwide control net, become the basis for the mysterious, but diabolical, Mark of the Beast? It seems possible, even likely, that this will prove to be the case.

Dr. Gary G. Cohen, cited in Satan's Mark Exposed, Salem Kirban, 1978

What will be his mark?. . . It appears that it will be some sort of credit card number and loyalty badge combined into one. Possibly it may be a tattoo invisible to the naked eye but visible upon some type of light-beam scan. It will, however, in its numerical aspect have some logo type connection with the number 666, or a code based on these digits, which will be related directly to the name of the Antichrist. (Dr. Gary G. Cohen, cited in Satan's Mark Exposed, Salem Kirban, 1978, p.131)

 

בעיה גדולה...הרבה חוששים שהטכנולוגיה המתקדמת תביא לשיבוץ של מיקרו צ'יפ זעיר בכל אחד ואחת מאיתנו כסימן זיהוי...זאת אומרת שגם אנחנו נהיה מסומנים מהשטן?

אז זהו שלא! למאמר

Futurist, January - February 1996, p. 11 The Cyber Future

Infotech will be implanted in our bodies.

A chip implanted somewhere in our bodies might serve as a combination credit card, passport, driver's license, personal diary, and you name it. No longer would we worry about losing our credit cards while traveling. A chip inserted into our bodies might also give us extra mental power.

Will humans be biochipped in the near future? Probably.

Is the biochip the Mark of the Beast? Probably Not.

 

אוהדי השטן ישאו את המספר 666 בקוד האישי שלהם לכן יש עלינו להצטייד שמכשיר זיהוי הקורא את הקודים בעוד שאנו נהנה מהכוח המנטאלי שהמיקרו צ'יפ יספק לנו. אז חברה, לדייט הבא שלכם אל תשכחו לקחת קונדומים ומכשיר זיהוי.

3. בלהט הרגע אל תתביישו! תשאלו איפה אנשים גרים!

 

במאמר הדן בקיומו של הגיהינום נאמר שהוכחה חיה שהגיהינום אכן קיים הם לא יותר מאשר הרי הגעש – כאשר הגיהינום עצמו נמצא בליבת כדור הארץ.

מישהו שאתם מכירים כביכול "נשרף בשמש", "שפך על עצמו חומצה" או תירוץ עלוב הדומה...? לא! הכל שקרים, הם כנראה קפצו לביקור מגיהינום בו הם התקעקעו ושתילו לעצמם מיקרו צ'יפים של 666.

 

לסיום:

כל אדם שהוא לא סטרייט, כל אדם מקועקע, מחורר, אתאיסט, או מאמין בדת שהיא לא נצרות נידון לנצח בגיהינום - אז תביאו מים וכובע מצחייה כי יהיה חם.

אבל לכולנו יש הזדמנות להפוך לעוד שפוט בעדר! באמת...

 

FRIEND — THIS COULD BE YOUR LAST WARNING!

Please don't miss the rapture! Revelation 9:6 describes the horror:

"And in those days shall men seek death, and shall not find it; and shall desire to die, and death shall flee from them." Revelation 9:6

Have you ever been saved?
It's simple to be saved

In fact, it's so simple, it's hard to believe! It's so simple people are deceived in thinking it can't be that simple. BUT IT IS! The apostle Paul warns, in 2 Corinthians 11:3 of Satan deceiving you by the simplicity in Jesus Christ.

"But I fear, lest by any means, as the serpent beguiled Eve through his subtlety, so your minds should be corrupted from the SIMPLICITY THAT IS IN CHRIST." 2 Corinthians 11:3

You know what? You can be saved right now. You can be saved right where you are! This very minute!

How to be Saved?

Realize you are a sinner.

"As it is written, There is none righteous, no, not one:" Romans 3:10 "... for there is no difference. For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God;" Romans 3:23

Realize you will face JUDGEMENT because of your sins.

"And as it is appointed unto men once to die, but after this THE JUDGEMENT:" Hebrews 9:27

"So then every one of us shall give account of himself to God." Romans 14:12

12 And I saw the dead, small and great, stand before God; and the books were opened: and another book was opened, which is the book of life: and the dead were judged out of those things which were written in the books, according to their works. 13 And the sea gave up the dead which were in it; and death and hell delivered up the dead which were in them: and they were judged every man according to their works. 14 And death and hell were cast into the lake of fire. This is the second death. 15 And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire. Revelation 20:12-15

Realize you CAN NOT save yourself.

"But we are all as an unclean thing, and all our righteousnesses are as filthy rags; ..." Isaiah 64:6

"Not by works of righteousness which we have done, but according to his mercy he saved us, ..." Titus 3:5

Realize that Jesus Christ died on the cross to pay for your sins.

"Who his own self bare our sins in his own body on the tree, ..." 1 Peter 2:24 "... Unto him that loved us, and washed us from our sins in his own blood," Revelation 1:5

Simply receive Jesus Christ by faith as your personal Savior

"But as many as received him, to them gave he power to become the sons of God, even to them that believe on his name:" John 1:12

"...Sirs, what must I do to be saved? And they said, Believe on the Lord Jesus Christ, and thou shalt be saved, and thy house." Acts 16:30,31 "For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life." John 3:16

Salvation is trusting and receiving Jesus Christ as your Savior. It's trusting in the fact that Jesus Christ died on the cross of Calvary to pay for your sins! It's realizing there is absolutely nothing whatsoever you can do to save yourself and completely trusting in Jesus Christ to save you! It's not any church that saves. It's not baptism, not good works, not sacraments, not repenting, not praying through, not enduring to the end, not living a good life — IT'S NOT ANYTHING YOU CAN DO!

8 For by grace are ye saved through faith; and that NOT OF YOURSELVES: it is the gift of God: 9 NOT OF WORKS, lest any man should boast.Ephesians 2:8-9

Now isn't that plain? NOT OF YOURSELVES. . . NOT OF WORKS. . .

HOW TO BE SAVED?

Pray this prayer, and mean it with all your heart.

Lord Jesus, I know that I am a sinner, and unless you save me I am lost forever. I thank you for dying for me at Calvary and paying for my sins. I come to you now, Lord, just as You said in Your Word, the best way I know how, and ask you to save me. I now receive you as my Savior. In Jesus Christ Name, Amen.

If you just prayed that prayer — according to the Word of God — YOU ARE SAVED! HALLELUJAH!

You say, but I don't feel any different. Guess what? Your salvation does not depend on your feeling. It ALL depends on doing what God SAID!

God said if you receive and trust in Jesus Christ you are saved. Notice it does NOT say you "might" or "could" be saved — but "shall be saved". YOU ARE SAVED!

For whosoever shall call upon the name of the Lord SHALL BE SAVED. Romans 10:13

Didn't you just believe on the Lord Jesus Christ? Look at what John 3:36 says! It says you HATH EVERLASTING LIFE! Not "maybe" or "hope so" — BUT HATH — YOU ARE SAVED!

He that believeth on the Son HATH EVERLASTING LIFE: and he that believeth not the Son shall not see life; but the wrath of God abideth on him. John 3:36

Friend, if you prayed the prayer and received Jesus Christ — YOU ARE SAVED! You did what God said — AND GOD CANNOT LIE!

In hope of eternal life, which God, THAT CANNOT LIE, promised before the world began; Titus 1:2

What to do next?

1. Start reading the Bible. Read the gospel of John. Then read the New Testament. Then start in Genesis and read the whole Bible. And when you finish the whole Bible – start over again. Read your Bible everyday. Three chapters a day (about 10 minutes) will read it through in a year.

As newborn babes, desire the sincere milk of the word, that ye may grow thereby: 1 Peter 2:2

And Jesus answered him, saying, It is written, That man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word of God. Luke 4:4

2. Start a prayer life. You say, I don't know how to pray. Just talk to God like you do anybody else. There's no use tp get pious and pomp before the Lord, He knows all about you anyway. Get a notebook and start a prayer list. Put down your friends and loved ones that need to be saved. Pray for the president, the country. If you have needs, health, financial, marriage problems — ask God to help you. Pray about EVERYTHING. Open the door of the day (morning) with prayer and lock the night with prayer. You can not pray too much. In your day by day activities – pray. At work – pray. Driving in the car – pray. Wherever and whenever – pray. Decide that prayer is going to be your life-long friend.

Evening, and morning, and at noon, will I pray, and cry aloud: and he shall hear my voice. Psalm 55:17

7 Ask, and it shall be given you; seek, and ye shall find; knock, and it shall be opened unto you: 8 For every one that asketh receiveth; and he that seeketh findeth; and to him that knocketh it shall be opened. Matthew 7:7-8

3. Tell somebody about Jesus. Go tell someone when you get through reading this that you just got saved. Tell your family. Tell your friends. Tell the world! Try to find someone everyday you can tell about Jesus.

And daily in the temple, and in every house, they ceased not to teach and preach Jesus Christ. Acts 5:42

4. Fellowship with other Christians. Find you a local Bible-Belieiving Baptist church. If you can't find one, email us and we'll try to locate one in your area. You need the fellowship of a local church. You need the leadership of a pastor. You need the teaching and preaching you can only get in the local church.

Not forsaking the assembling of ourselves together, as the manner of some is; but exhorting one another: and so much the more, as ye see the day approaching. Hebrews 10:25

 

 

לקוח מפה

 


עוד אתר משעשע לסיום 

 

סוף.

נכתב על ידי , 19/8/2007 06:45  
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Once we used to hold our pinkies together

Saying stupid shite like: "I love you, you're my ho forever"

And I was damn sweet

To chat with ya in Poland a bit

But now you're working your sweet ass

And there is a hole in me I fill up with booze and grass

They say "tough shite life a bitch, girl"

And I understrand – I ain't no squirrel

Staying up till the early dawn

Having to be in this shithole all alone

Cuz you're gone

And everyone else moved on.

 

I was busy all morning trying to send you pictures of your Po

But then I saw a missed call from you when my battery was low

I said to myself: "fuck that shite – Murphy's has a damn problem with my race

While he's doing a homerun I'm stuck in second base"

But what we have no one can erase.

Let's elope somewhere no one can trace

Where we could embrace

The fact that I have חרדות נטישה

נכתב על ידי , 17/8/2007 07:17  
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זה דימוי - את עוקבת?
זו דיעה מאוד נוקבת
לחשוב שאת מופקרת
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אבל בשבילך אני אהיה אפילו אוגרת
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יו יו מאדרפאקאר!
נכתב על ידי , 12/8/2007 06:57  
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