GAARA:
GAARA: *checks his hair* hmmm...maybe I should dye it blond...
GAARA: *shivers* holy sh*t...i see...blood...!*runs squealing* Temari-neesan!!!
GAARA: Hey, isn't Justin Timberlake just fabulous?
GAARA: *yawns* Woaahh.. I'm going to bed now.
GAARA: *peels off his sand armor* WEE!!! LOOKIE!!! I'M A GIRL!! Temari: O_O.....
GAARA: (at hospital) "I just came by to wish Lee good luck in his surgery
and ask if he'll forgive me for nearly killing him" ;)
GAARA: "Uh...th-this is kind of hard...we-well...WILL YOU BE MY GIRLFRIEND,HINATA-CHAN?!"
GAARA: *to Kankuro* "I feel like helping out..." *puts on Santa suit and sits in a big chair*
Lil' Kiddies Who Came to See Santa: "RUN AWAAAAAAAYYYY!!!"
GAARA:*singing* "oh here we are together together together oh here we are togehter in our ninja squad.
there's Gaara and Temari and kankuro and sensei oh here we are together in our ninja squad!
GAARA: "Temari! Kankuro! I LUV YOU GUYS!" *glomps*
GAARA: *shudders* "Sand... In my shorts..."
GAARA: "Man this vase is heavy!"
GAARA: *lecturing students* It's BBBAAAADDDDD to kill people!!!
*shakes finger* Violence will NOT solve anything
GAARA: "Sexy no Jutsu
GAARA:
"I hate sand I think I'm allergic to it."
HINATA:
HINATA: *does Beyonce Knowles dance* *sings* I'm feeling SEEEXXXY, when i hear you say my name...
HINATA: Naruto... wwill you be my... bitch? *blushes and fidgets*
HINATA: *in a lacey outfit* "Naruto can wait ... wheres shino?"
HINATA: "Like, oh...MY...Gaawd!! Like, yeah, like, I am, like, SOO not a valley-girl!" *titters madly*
HINATA: "Kick his ass, Neji!"
HINATA: "Neji, if you don't lose the attitude you'll be stuck sneering at my foot up your ass".
HINATA: *to Sasuke* "Hey baby, wanna make some fireworks tonight?"
NEJI:
NEJI: Hinata's hair is soooo pretty! I think I'll cut it short like hers!
NEJI: god i suck...
NEJI: *singing* "I'M NOT YOUR BOY TOY... I'M YOUR SEXY BOY!"
NEJI: *standing before bath house* "Bakyugan
SAKURA:
SAKURA: sasuke I just found the coolest thong let me model it for you
*sasuke's dead from loss of blood* Sakura: are you okay i didn't think it was that tyte
SAKURA: Hey Orochimaru wanna go out with me!
SAKURA: *delivers a kidnapped Sasuke to Orochimaru* "Okay, now where the cash?"
SAKURA: Oh, Sasuke was SO last season... Naruto's in now!
SAKURA: Naruto... I don't want to be too forward... eeeh, but will you go out with me? INNER-SAKURA: HELL YEAH!!!
SAKURA: "Oh, Naruto, I've always loved you! I never wanted Sasuke, I just wanted to make you jealous,
did it work?
SASUKE:
SASUKE: *dancing and singing* I'm feelin' SEX-AAAAAYY *rips shirt off*...when I hear you say my name...
SASUKE: *farts* aah...now i feel way better!
SASUKE: *singing* He's got the whoooole world in his hands- Sakura: *singing* He's got the whole world in his hands! Naruto: *singing* Damn straight i dooooo
SASUKE: [to kakashi] alright. hand over the book! *grabs it from him and walks away as he begins to read it*
SASUKE: "Screw revenge, i'm going clubbing!!!"
SASKUE: *singing loudly* I FEEL GOOD... dundadundadundadun... I KNEW THAT I WOULD
SASUKE: "Sexy no jutsu!"
SASUKE: BUNNIES!!!*claps hands and chases bunny*YAYAYAY!!!
SASUKE: It's best to forgive and forget!
SASUKE: "Hey, Sakura. Let's go out to lover's leap and neck for a while."
SASUKE: *on the intercom*..."We need clean up on isle Seven. CLEAN UP on isle SEVEN."
SASUKE :*to team 7* "Great job, guys! we really pulled that one off!
Sakura, you really showed that Shinobi who was boss!" *claps hands together
SASUKE: Itachi rules. I hated my parents anyways
SASUKE: Rock Lee is so much cooler than I am
KAKASHI:
KAKASHI: I'm swearing off Come Come Paradise. From now on, I will only read lemon Naruto fanfics.
KAKASHI: I need a new profesion. porno stardum here I come
KAKASHI:"Damn, I can't find my other contact" ITACHI:"Hey man, don't look at me like that!!!"
KAKASHI: What's under the mask... what's under the mask! That's all everyone cares about! Well here! Take a good look! (rips off mask, wearing another one) Ya happy?!
KAKASHI: Why isn't my sharingan working!!! Let me get my secret weapon.. MY MONACLE!!! MWAHAHA!!
KAKASHI: (Burns Come Come Paradise) This is a very bad book!!! It's no Paradise! It's Hell!!!
KAKASHI: *lifts up headband* "Damn this contact's getting on my nerves..."
KAKASHI: *singing* "Do a little dance... make a little love... get down tonight! Uh, uh, get down tonight!"
KAKASHI: *to the kids* *girly voice* Okay, look, I was late because I just COULD NOT get my hair to work for me, and ran out of moisturizer, and Gai stopped by to borrow my wax kit AGAIN...
KAKASHI: "Hello team 7, my name is Hatake Kakashi...and I'm a porn-o-holic."
KAKASHI: [2 hours late]:"sorry guys,(pointing to his "Come Come Paradise") my nosebleed wouldn't stop..."
KAKASHI: Weeellll... Okay. I suppose one little strip-tease couldn't hurt. Let me just get this mask off first.
KAKASHI: "I have been waiting here for an HOUR, you guys..."
KAKASHI : "BE FREE, MY LITTLE ONE. SWIM WITH YOUR FAMILY!" *throws Iruka off the dock, crying
KIBA:
KIBA: " Noooo, you can't blame me! I've been staying clear of hydrants for a week now!"
KIBA: Will you people stop staring and start scratching my ear, dangit!!My feet don't bend that way *rolls over* Hinata: But you have fingers! Kiba: ...Will you pweeeease scratch my ear?*big chibi eyes*
KIBA: "i like cats better..."
AKAMARU: "Hey, I can talk."
KIBA: "oh i'm so sorry shino i did not mean to kill that fly!" SHINO:*pats his head*" it is alright my friend!"*hugs him*"all is forgivin!"
KIBA: *singing* "WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?" *barks* "WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?"
AKAMARU: *dressed up as gangsta* "Call me... Lil' Bow"
KIBA: "Atchoo...! Crap, why can't mom and dad understand that I'm allergic to dogs?!"
KIBA: [Singing] "Oh where, oh where has my little dog gone? Oh where, oh where can he be?"
NARUTO:
NARUTO: "You know...this headband is kinda tacky..."
NARUTO: forget this ninja crap, math is my real forte
NARUTO: (to shikamaru) Ano sa! Ano sa! Teach me how to play go! Shikamaru: *eyes to the floor*
KYUUBI: I am the very model of a psycho individual...
NARUTO: You killed my father! KYUUBI: You really are a neive little kit...Naruto I am your father! NARUTO: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!
NARUTO: "Sasuke's right! I AM a dobe! *prances around and sings* I'm a dobe! I'm a dobe! I'm a dobe!"
NARUTO: I'm tired of ramen. Give me some carrot sticks!
NARUTO: "I luv u Sasuke! SASUKE: :*crying* I luv u too!! *hugs Naruto*
NARUTO: "I have an announcement to make, people, people.." *scratches throat* "This is very hard for me to say, but i've given up Ramen Noodles!"
NARUTO: Forget being Hokage, I wanna be Clint Eastwood! *mounts horse and rides off into sunset* Yee haw!
*clip clop of horse's hooves can be heard* *horse rears* Yaah! *Naruto slides off* *thud*
NARUTO: "2*2 + 24x = 23 + 1 - 11"
NARUTO: "I give up. You win."
NARUTO: I don't want to be Hokage! I wish to be...The Lord of Dance. *RIPS his shirt off, sticks a rose in his mouth*
OROCHIMARU:
OROCHIMARU: I need a tan.
OROCHIMARU: "It's at times like these I think, 'What Would Gene Simmons Do'?"
OROCHIMARU: (adressing his mirror) Mirror, mirror on the wall, tell me, who is the evilest of them all?
OROCHIMARU: I love you Kabuto!! *runs over and hugs him*
OROCHIMARU: "Screw the Michael Jackson look. I want to look just like Justin Timberlake. Dr, start with the tongue."
OROCHIMARU: "I'm not evil! I'm just decidedly inept at doing nice things..."
OROCHIMARU: Forget immortality, I'm gonna follow my dream! I'm gonna be a show tune lounge singer!
OROCHIMARU: "Sexy no Jutsu"
OROCHIMARU: "Anko, truth be told, I only wanted you for your body. Interpret that as you will" *winks*
OROCHIMARU: "Can't we all just get along?!"
OROCHIMARU : "I need no shower. I can lick myself clean, thank you."
OROCHIMARU:
"Ok lets pretend I'm straight for one minute..."
CHOUJI:
CHOUJI: "Sorry guys, I gotta blow off training early today, I need to go shopping at that cute new health food store..."
CHOUJI: "Who's up for slim-fast shakes?"
CHOUJI: "Ino, you think these shorts make my butt look big?"
CHOUJI: "No thanks Shino I'm not hungry."
CHOUJI: "I lost 300 pounds on the subway diet."
CHOUJI: "Oooooh no not another bite."
CHOUJI: "I only lost 100 pounds on the Atkins diet."
TSUNADE:
TSUNADE: Could use some implants...Hey i'm a doctor right?:)
TSUNADE: *during lee`s sugery* we can rebuild him, we have the technology RAIDO: no we do'nt.
TSUNADE: SHUT UP.*slaps with boobs*
TAYUYA:
TAYUYA : Sakon, please tell to your brother that if he doesn't put his hand off my ass, i'll kill both of you...
TAYUYA: And this one time at band camp...
SHINO:
SHINO: "Bugs are good protein."
SHINO: "How many ways can you kill a bug? Let's see... one, two, forty-five, sixty-seven..."
SHINO: *shouting loudly* "HEEEEELLOOOOOOO GUUUUUYS!!!!!!!"
SHINO: "Why am I wearing sunglasses if it's midnight?"
SHINO: "AAAAIIIIEEEEE!!!! A BUG!!! GET ME SOME RAID!!
SHINO:
"Oh my god, did you see the size of that bug?"
SHIKAMARU:
SHIKAMARU: "Hey Naruto, buddy, I got some extra cans of paint, let's go decorate the Hokage's mansion!"
SHIKAMARU: "Hurry up people. I want to do five more missions in the next hour!"
SHIKAMARU: "Clean up after Chouji after dinner? Sure! where's the bucket!?"
SHIKAMARU:
"I'm sooo hyper lets run laps around Kohana for a hour."
SANDAIME\SARUTOBI:
SANDAIME: Sexy no Jutsu! Naruto: DEAR GOD MY EYES!!!
SANDAIME: Hey, Shikamaru, pass the paint! I wanna decorate the Monument!
SANDAIME:: [Singing] "I'm too sexy for my shirt..."
ROCK LEE:
ROCK LEE: I'm bored of training... Hey, Chouji, wanna get some BBQ?
ROCK LEE: "i dont realy want to be a ninja...what i realy want to do is act!"
ROCK LEE: *peels eyebrows off*
ROCK LEE : "Do you guys think my tights make my butt look big?"
JIRAIYA:
JIRAIYA: Me?!! Write that book?!! That is quite absurd i tell you!! there is no way a gentleman of my high class would have a hand in writing that intolerable and disgraceful rubbish!![ puts on his manacle and walks off with his nose in the air]
JIRAIYA: "I've decided to give up writing novels and become a priest.
JIRAIYA: *looks at Porno mag.* EEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW*
JIRAIYA: I feel guilty for always spying on these young ladies
JIRAIYA:
"Oh man not another naked chick."
JIRAIYA: "I've never looked at porn."
AKATSUKI:
ITACHI:
ITACHI:*singing to sasuke* Why cant we be friends, why cant we be friends.
ITACHI: "For the last time, this is NOT a mumu!"
ITACHI: And so, like, I had to, like, totally kill them all, because they were just so icky! Ugh! Gag me with a spoon!
ITACHI: "I've always wanted to kill the world's sexiest man. But then I realized suicide's not the way to go."
ITACHI: Red is so dull, I think I'll buy some blue contacts!
ITACHI: "Harem no Jutsu! What do you think of me now, Orochimaru?"
ITACHI: "I like doing volunteer work and mentoring my cute little brother!"
ITACHI: Sasuke, I'm so sorry! I didn't mean to kill everyone!
There was just one slice of pizza left.. and...and things got outta control and...I'M SO SORRY!!!!
*cries and runs off*
ITACHI: "I am filled with tender love for my family."
ITACHI: "Kisame, you'd be GREAT with tartar sauce. Sorry, buddy, but I'm getting hungry..."
ITACHI: "Sasuke, you sweet little guy! Let big brother hug you!"
ITACHI: "That pink-haired girl is pretty hot."
 ITACHI: "All your base are belong to us."
ITACHI: "I just love my sweet little brother..."
ITACHI: "Kisame sure looks tasty."
ITACHI: "Come and glomp me, my fangirls!"
ITACHI: "I love my fellow Akatsuki! Group hug, people!"
ITACHI: "My mascara makes me handsome."
ITACHI: "I love being a weasel. They're so cute!"
ITACHI: "Don't you just love the online Naruto forums?"
ITACHI: "Gotta love that kyuubi kid. His loyalty to his friends is awesome."
ITACHI: "Watching Pokemon gets me so inspired to catch bijuu."
KISAME:
KISAME: "Suigetsu is my little brother."
KISAME: "Man, I hate the ocean. I can't wait for another oil spill."
KISAME: "I like to glomp Itachi."
KISAME: "Who cares about the environment? Go ahead and toss trash into the ocean!"
KISAME: "I'm prettier than Itachi."
KISAME: "I have this attraction to goldfish."
KISAME: "'The Little Mermaid' is the best romance movie ever!"
DEIDARA:
DEIDARA: "You know, I wonder if I actually am a girl. It's been a while since I've checked..."
DEIDARA: "Tobi, you're the best partner EVER!"
DEIDARA: "I really need to change my haristyle. It looks like a pomeranian's butt."
DEIDARA: "I have this problem with athlete's foot... Do you think that putting explosive clay on it would help?"
DEIDARA: "Paris Hilton- a hero to blondes everywhere!"
DEIDARA: "*Sniff* Sasori-danna died before he could pay me back the money I loaned him..."
DEIDARA: "I've finally decided to take the Ritalin the doctor prescribed for me ten years ago."
DEIDARA: "Art is really lame, actually."
DEIDARA: "Tobi really is a good boy!"
DEIDARA: "I'm taking up pro football."
SASORI:
SASORI:"Art is a bang."
SASORI: "Puppets are for little kids. From now on, nothing but giant robots!"
SASORI: "I just need a hug..."
SASORI: "Yes, I know that I look like Gaara. That's on purpose! ...the ladies love him..."
SASORI: "Ah! It's so cozy inside of my puppet-armor. It's a great place to take a nice, quiet nap..."
SASORI: "I'm so glad that they replaced me with someone as competent as Tobi.
I know that he'll take good care of Dei-chan."
SASORI: "ITACHI! You are going to be my next puppet!!"
SASORI: "Muppets forever!"
SASORI: "Gaara is actually my long-lost brother. That's why we both have red hair."
SASORI: "The Mona Lisa is actually a picture I did of myself in drag. The secret message is that I like to pull random pranks."
ZETSU:
ZETSU: "A hamburger? No thanks. I'm a vegetarian, you know."
ZETSU: "I'd never eat anything that isn't kosher."
ZETSU: "You know that flower shop on the corner, near to the mall? That fern in the window there is HOT!!"
ZETSU: "Tobi is a very, very bad boy."
ZETSU: "Lalalalalala. It's springtime. Time to pollenate!"
ZETSU: "I like to sleep in a terra-cotta pot. It makes me feel secure."
ZETSU: "Does anyone know what happened to Kisame? I was going to eat him..."
TOBI:
TOBI: "I'm in love with Sakura."
TOBI: "Wow! Sweet lolita is awesome, sempai! I had no idea that you had A WHOLE CLOSET of this stuff!
Can I try some of it on?! Can I?!"
TOBI: "I love to spear fish."
TOBI: "I'm a very bad boy, actually. ;)"
TOBI: "I'm actually a kunoichi."
TOBI: "Itachi, guess what?! We're cousins! But you can't kill me like you did the rest, because I trained under Konoha's Handsome Beast, Maito Gai !"
HIDAN:
HIDAN: "I've decided to follow Mother Theresa's example and spend my life serving the human race to show them the love of God."
HIDAN: "A body? Who needs it??..."
HIDAN: "'Love your neighbor as yourself...' You know, that's not a bad idea...."
HIDAN: "The scientologists don't allow pain-killers? Awright! Sounds great."
HIDAN: "My grey hair makes me gorgeous."
HIDAN: "Now, now, we musn't use bad language! Think of the example we're setting!"
KAKUZU:
KAKUZU: "I've decided to sell everything that I don't need and donate the money to help little children who are sick in the hospital."
KAKUZU: "I've decided to start giving my extra income to help impoverished families in Africa."
KAKUZU: "Money? Who needs it?"
KAKUZU: "Hidan- I'm actually your grandfather!"
KAKUZU: "I love to help people without them knowing about it- especially with secret money donations."
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