The Perfect Killer

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Russian Tongue Twisters

Корабли лавировали, лавировали, да не вылавировали.
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На дворе трава, на траве дрова, не руби дрова на траве двора.                   
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Шла Саша по шоссе и сосала сушку.
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Ехал Грека через реку,
Видит Грека - в реке рак,
Сунул Грека руку в реку,
Рак за руку Греку цап!
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Из-под приподвыподверта зайчик приподвыподвыподвернулся.
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Карл у Клары украл кораллы, a Клара украла у Карла Кларнет.
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Сшит колпак не по-колпаковски. Надо бы колпак переколпаковать, надо перевыколпаковать.
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Два щенка щека к щеке щиплют щетку в уголке
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На горе Арарат растёт виноград
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Говорит попугай попугаю: "Я тебя, попугай, попугфю!"
Попугаю в ответ попугай: "Попугай, попугай, попугай!"
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Проворонила ворона вороненка
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Шли сорок мешей
Несли сорок грошей.
Две мыши поплоше
Несли по две гроша.
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Свинья белорыла, тупорыла, полдвора рылом изрыла
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Где, старик, взял мочал? Али вылапотни
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тест на трезвость:
сиреневенький бронетраспортёрчик

Tongue Twisters

Six sick hicks nick six slick bricks with picks and sticks.
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I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.
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There was a fisherman named Fisher
who fished for some fish in a fissure.
Till a fish with a grin,
pulled the fisherman in.
Now they're fishing the fissure for Fisher.
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I scream, you scream, we all scream for icecream!
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Wayne went to Wales to watch walruses.
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One-one was a race horse.
Two-two was one too.
One-one won one race.
Two-two won one too.
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Six sleek swans swam swiftly southwards
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Pirates Private Property
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A big black bug bit a big black dog on his big black nose!
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How many cookies could a good cook cook If a good cook could cook cookies? A good cook could cook as much cookies as a good cook who could cook cookies.
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Mr. Tongue Twister tried to train his tongue to twist and turn, and twit an twat, to learn the letter ""T"".
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Too wise you are. Too wise you be. I see you are. Too wise for me!
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The Smothers brothers' father's mother's brothers are
the Smothers brothers' mother's father's other brothers.
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Sure, sir, the ship's sure shipshape, sir.
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Seven slick and sexy sealskin ski suits slid slowly down the slope.
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A real rare whale.
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I wish to wish, I dream to dream, I try to try, and I live to live, and I'd die to die, and I cry to cry but I dont know why.
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No need to light a night light on a light night like tonight.
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I would if I could, and if I couldn't, how could I?
You couldn't, unless you could, could you?
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I wish I were what I was when I wished I were what I am.
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Moses supposes his toeses are roses,
but Moses supposes erroneously.
For Moses, he knowses his toeses aren't roses,
as Moses supposes his toeses to be.
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The king would sing, about a ring that would go ding.
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Plain bun, plum bun, bun without plum.
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A noise annoys an oyster, but a noisy noise annoys an oyster more!
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A big black bug bit a big black bear and made the big black bear bleed blood.
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Thin sticks, thick bricks
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Tim, the thin twin tinsmith.
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One black beetle bled only black blood, the other black beetle bled blue.
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Betty bought some bitter butter
and it made her batter bitter,
so Betty bought some better butter
to make her bitter batter better.
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A flea and a fly in a flue,
were imprisoned. So what could they do?
Said the fly, ""Let us flee"".
Said the flea, ""Let us fly"".
So they flew through a flaw in the flue.
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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear,
Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair,
Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy,
was he?
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If two witches would watch two watches, which witch would watch which watch?
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What to do to die today at a minute or two to two. A terribly difficult thing to say and a harder thing to do. A dragon will come and beat his drum Ra-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-too at a minute or two to two today. At a minute or two to two.
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Twelve twins twirled twelve twigs.
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The batter with the butter is the batter that is better!
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Whether the weather be fine
or whether the weather be not.
Whether the weather be cold
or whether the weather be hot.
We'll weather the weather
whether we like it or not.
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Great gray ghost
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You know New York.
You need New York.
You know you need unique New York.
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There are two minutes difference from four to two to two to two, from two to two to two, too.
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Freshly fried fresh flesh
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No nose knows like a gnome's nose knows.
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Tie a knot, tie a knot.
Tie a tight, tight knot.
Tie a knot in the shape of a nought.
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Come, come,
Stay calm, stay calm,
No need for alarm,
It only hums,
It doesn't harm.