החלטתי שאני צריכה לייסד אחווה, זה בא לי בחלום.
אז כתבתי מניפסט [באנגלית, מתוך תקווה לתפוצה עולמית וגם כי זו השפה הרשמית של כל איש טכני מכובד].
אני קוראת לכל אחי להצטרף אליי.
The order of the spaghetti code knights manifest
Purpose of existence:
The order of the spaghetti code knights is so named in honor of the spaghetti programing languages such as BASIC and others from which we have evolved to supreme, heavenly languages such as the C programing language.
The order was formed to protect the most important ideas of life, ie: Linux, beautiful algorithms and open source, and also to work for the elimination of the devilish force known as the Microsoft corp and it's foul child known as Windoze.
The order will accept to it's ranks the following brothers:
All of those who practice Debian and Slackware will automatically be considered knights of the highest circle, users of Unix variants will also be welcome, users of lesser distros such as Red Hat and Mandrake will be permitted to join but will be looked upon as second class knights.
Women who join the order, being so rare, will be most appreciated and loved, especially those who are very good looking.
The order's set of rules and beliefs:
0.The W word is considered to be foul and is only to be used to warn others against nearing it, it must only be pronounced and written “Windoze” any other form of pronunciation or writing of the word is utterly forbidden.
1.Windoze must never be installed or used by any of the order's knights for any purpose other than money making and only in the event that there is absolutely no other choice. If a member of the order is forced to use the foul creature, he must then bitch about it to all the other brothers so that he soul will be cleansed.
2.All knights of the spaghetti order must swear to strive and spread the Linux and open source notions world wide and do their best to make all of devil's technical worshipers look like the fools that they are.
3.Installing Linux for others is a highly spiritual act and will therefore be highly rewarded in the event that our believe is wrong and there is an after life after all.
4.Compiling a Linux kernel is also a highly spiritual act, when done with the one you love it is considered the most romantic declaration of love and unity.
5.The order's holly book is the “C programing language” which explains the use of the holiest and most graceful language in world which is used for the writing of the Linux kernel.
6.The order's official drinks are coffee, whiskey and beer.
7.Brothers of the order will always greet each other with the order's official greeting: “May the source be with you.”
8.Helsinki, Finland will be considered by the brothers of the order to be a sacred city for it was from there that the first kernel version was released.
9. Linus Torvalds is to be considered a saint by all the order's followers.
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