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first tribe

without a kiss nor a hug by the host probst, without using an immunity idol or a genuine blindeside katie was dismissed from the school grounds. surprised? so am i. the thing is that during the entire episode there was a feeling hoovering around that jonathan penner is going to fall just like others before him fell - with too much confidence in his stamina and an idol in the pocket. you must know the lameasses; james, ozzy and jason. they were the ones who made the dumbest moves ever to be seen in this game. but surprisingly penner hadn't left, at least not accordingly to the last episode.

such a thing, as pleasing as it may seem, brings a question to mind: what was written in the letter penner received in the reward challenge? was it a letter from home or was it a letter from burnett's production agency informing hom about an upcoming blindside targeting him? in such a case all penner had to do was inform the rest of his tribemates the following: "listen guys, i'm not filling confident at the the moment, i'm going to use my idol toniight" and that could be so.

on second tought there was a blindeside in the episode, on us - the viewers. for a full 42 min. all the perticipants talked about dismissing penner, a past player should not prevail. even lame ass carter spilled out "penner, who do you want to vote for? katie or penner?" it does not matter that a brief second after that jeff kent felt embarressed by the situation, hoping someone whould just shoot him. and yet penner still remained, just like a suspicious stane on bill clinton's trousers.

the second tribe

as a survivor fan i thought to myself that after 25 seasons of watching the show, and knowing ppl like naunka, dreamz amd cirie that i aquired some tools of knowing ppl, no matter how lame they are. and then came abby maria gomez and made me think about it again. because of her ppl know that darwin's evalution theory might be correct, we are all minkeys. like abby we were all monkeys, and than evolved to being cerie and in the end became authntic ppl, such as scoopin'.

and yet i still hadn't realized what ppl want from scoopin'. all the person wanted was to make his tribe fill good 'bout themselves. if anything season 22 thaught us not to fight abiut rice no more. maybe in realty the screenplays also make a re-ran? let me introduce you with a special new show by cbs: survivor phillipin(es)! as crazy phillip - artis and abby maria. as steve - mike scoopin'. and as the rice - rice. who will stay? leave? win? will an N word appear again? or mar maybe their will be a new word descibing brazzilian ppl? oh - yea. it's called Loca.

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screw you guys, i'm going home

Without even turning to look back Katie left the grounds, I was sure she'd at least give them the finger or curse them or spit on their feet, something, even a little kiss on the cheek of Jeff Probst just like last week's was. But no, Katie flew of the competition, and it could'nt been different. Not when Jeff baseball player have the most convincing argument about Jonathan Penner, and keeping him around at least until the union "Nobody wants to see a past player win this game, someone will knock him out later," Jeff's program is so simple - leave Dennis fourth place as we promised her, keep Penner for a few days and his idol would really help in the union, we will make the weird person with the strange blond starve himself to poop himself out of the game (does anyone have any idea what this man is still doing there? If the blue tribe hadn't lost he was one of the first ones to go, such a weird player ever was never seen in survivor history), and ourselves - thought the baseball player to himself- he has the best in the house. out of four he's currently sleeping in the top bunk, and his name doesn't even float.

And Penner - he's even smarter - maybe even stupid but still smart - at the beginning of the chapter I was sure he had a plan that the show researcher did not bother to question him about - come with enough belly abdominal control and then make all your tribe starve - to death - and the last that will last should not die . This is also a way of taking the competition - the only unspoken question is whether a person can survive on water and coconuts for a month and ten days - all Doctor's say yes - but for it to actually happen should be preserved in a mummy and waiting and wondering when it would all end. And Penner have occasionally doing good and even a bit laughable, most of the time, but the work he's doing is still considered work. Like he really knows how to read people, and knows exactly when to trust ppl who wouldn't screw hom up completely. I believe this is what happens when a player finds an idol, on the one hand ppl might thing to throw him of the bus, on the other the smart players would use his wit' to their own agenda.

After today, when an whole tribe decided to throw away the competition for a bit of rice it felt so ridiculous. The main stupid thing about the begging of the immunity challenge was when probst declared - A SURVIVOR CLASSIC - what he did not think about was that these players who was brought to this season was lamer than lame, and get very tired very quick. and so the tribe bored himself to death - the only thing that came to my mind at the end was - wtf - did scoopin really tea-begged penner?