I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body
Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward

I would not live forever, because we should not live forever. Because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever. But we cannot live forever
Which is why I would not live forever
Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss Universe contest

I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers
We are the president
Hillary Clinton

That low down scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and
I'm just the one to do it
A congressional candidate in Texas

I think war is based in greed and there are huge karmic retributions that will follow.  I think war is never the answer to solving any problems. The best way to solve problems is to not have enemies
Sheryl Crow

You know the one thing that's wrong with this country? Everyone gets a chance to have their fair say
Bill Clinton

Most cars on our roads have only one occupant, usually the driver
Carol Malia, BBC Anchorwoman

Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seemed to hang in the air for even longer
David Acfield