Nothing Overly Special

I suck at sucking cock.

He gave me a 4 out of 5, because I don't deep-throat.

Apparently I have to be a russian girl who got repeatedly raped by daddy-and-friends on vodka-time in order to get a 5.

Who wants to teach me how to continiously deep-throat without getting choked?

Sex is fun.

I HATE THIS BLOG.

I want Perfectness.

There are too many mes in me.

I didn't put a face on me this Purim. Were too busy messing with my REALITY.

I am sick.

If penis wasn't so hard, it wouldn't be hard to shove it in my ass. If penis wasn't hard I'd be worried though.

Shit. My nose is running