Lets all get drunk tonight. (hell yeah.) I hope I dont fight with a punk tonight. (cmon.)
Lets all get high tonight. maybe nobody will die tonight. (cmon, dance with me baby, cmon.)
Lets all sell yell tonight. (sling yay.) I hope I dont go back to jail tonight. (not tonight.)
Lets go to the club tonight. find a woman that wanna make love tonight.
Lets get dumb, drink some rum. make my teeth and gums feel real numb.
Well be thinking bout surviving while were drinking and were driving.
Hope I dont wreck when my vision gets blurry. sober up looking at an all white jury.
Judge dont like no drunk like me. punk might give me strike number three.
Cause when Im drunk and when Im high, I dont give a damn bout a dui.
Lets just get lit, dance like a nitwit, try to talk to the women that we cant get with.
Me and my staff make everybody laugh. if the beer runs out, we can all go half.
Its friday night. got the perfect weather. lets get drunk together.