The Cake Isnt A Lie!

Ill start off by saying I am a “pure blooded” Russian-Ukranian, although I was born in the desert-sands of Tatooine…I mean, Israel.

My family migrated from the former Soviet union to Israel in 1994, in hopes me and my brothers will have a better life here (and boy am I conflicted about the results of that idea). Although Israel might be a pretty damn scary and complicated place to live in, Im fairly grateful I ended up here as a gay girl, and not in Russia. Frankly, Id rather hear the charming tune of “Allahu Ackbar” sung by a deranged maniac wearing a suicide vest than to spend 20-30 minutes with Tesak's group up in Moscow, or Kiev, or wherever the fuck he'd catch me in the vast land of the former Soviet union.

Yes, lets talk about Tesak, or in his actual name - Maxim Martsinkevich, AKA ‘that-dude-with-the-sex-toys-who-plays-with-gay-guys\boys', AKA ‘rubbery-penis-man', AKA….well, you get the point. That guy.

For those of you who spent the last year surviving in the great wilderness of Skyrim, depraved of technology, a TV, an internet connection, or a newspaper : Tesak is the head of a neo-nazi group which does what every other neo-nazi group normally does - harassing immigrants, spreading fascist propoganda, getting together for sing-alongs, having skinhead slumber parties, and of course, harassing the LGBT community.

Now, the thing with Tesak and his buddies is quite interesting to me. You know what they say about homophobes right? “You hate on gays because you're gay yourself, unable to accept it”. Well, Tesak is probably the best embodiment of that saying.

First of all comes his obsessed focus on “manliness”- the obsession with his body, with fighting, and with several other things considered “manly” by society. Second in line comes the most interesting thing about him - his fondness of touching his victims, which are men and boys. Tesak, I'm your biggest fan! I've spent countless hours mentally fapping to your “interview” videos which feature men and boys(Btw, why are neo-nazis so obsessed with goddamn CHILDREN?) who you accuse of being “pedophiles” (oh the irony. however I'm not sure you know what that word essentially means, because fucking 15-18 year old teenagers is pretty far off of pedophilia. Most of us done it at some point. Admit it, some 15-18 year olds are hot, c'mon, dont judge.). 

But as you go on with your “interview”, I notice patterns in your behavior which suggest fondness of BDSM, but the only problem with your err…”hobby”, is that you lack the consent of your victims, aint that a bitch? 

You endlessly touch them in a rough, yet not too rough manner (how kawaii of you), you sometimes even demand them to get naked and, I shit you not, twist their nipples(kinky)!! Not only that, you also like giving orders to your victims, and, if they don't follow, you of course punish them(some more patterns of ‘kinky'). And lets not forget your vast arsenal of sex toys you enjoy applying on your victims. Not really helping your case in my eyes.