I'm one of those regular weird people.

2. DEB: "I'm sorry Dex but she is gross. And pale. And nobody's pale in Miami. She is obviously a vampire. a gross English ti**y vampire."

DEXTER: "You just described the perfect woman."

3. DEXTER: There's something strange and disarming about looking at a homicide scene in the daylight of Miami. It makes the most grotesque killings look staged, like you're in a new and daring section of Disney World: Dahmerland!

3. Ross: I grew up in a house with Monica, okay. If you didn't eat fast, you didn't eat.

4. Rachel: I don't want my baby's first words to be "How You Doing"

4. The Criminologist: I would like, if I may, to take you on a strange journey.

5. Frank: Give yourself over to absolute pleasure. Swim the warm waters of sins of the flesh - erotic nightmares beyond any measure, and sensual daydreams to treasure forever. Can't you just see it? Don't dream it, be it.

Frank: [singing] I'm just a sweet transvestite, from Transsexual Transylvania.