על שירה -

Steve: You know what they say: If music be the food of love, then masturbation is just a snack between meals.

על מזל -

Jane: I'm not pregnant! It's a miracle! I shagged and shagged and shagged and all the little bastards missed!

על תחרות -

Sally: I hate having sex at home. I've got a listening flatmate.

Jane: Oh no, I hate those. Do you have to be really quiet for her?

Sally: No, I have to be really loud. We're very competitive.

על נחישות -

Howard: I am gay! And I've always, always been gay! I was the sperm at the back shouting "No! Don't send me into that big scary cave!" I was the only sperm who had to be chased by the egg. Don't you get it? I'm gay.

על שותפות גורל -

Jeff: I am a prison for sperms. Those poor little tadpoles have been sentenced to life in Jeff Murdock's groin. And let me tell you, that can be a pretty lonely place.

Steve: I'm sure you always... lend a hand.

Jeff: Well, yeah, there's that. But that's not what the boys are wanting, is it? See, they want to think they're going somewhere when they go. I keep thinking about my brave lads all excited on the launch pad, and then suddenly it's "Uhh, no! Daylight!"

ואחרון חביב (ביותר), על מהות הציביליזציה -  (טוב בעצם על פורנו...)

Steve: Oh, because it's got naked women in it! Look, I like naked women! I'm a bloke! I'm supposed to like them! We're born like that. We like naked women as soon as we're pulled out of one. Halfway down the birth canal we're already enjoying the view. Look, it's the four pillars of the male heterosexual psyche. We like: naked women, stockings, lesbians, and Sean Connery best as James Bond. Because that is what being a bloke is. And if you don't like it, darling, join a film collective. I want to spend the rest of my life with the woman at the end of the table here. But that does not stop me wanting to see several thousand more naked bottoms before I die. Because that's what being a bloke is. When Man invented fire, he didn't say "Hey, let's cook!" He said: "Great! Now we can see naked bottoms in the dark!" As soon as Caxton invented the printing press we were using it to make pictures of - hey! - naked bottoms. We've turned the Internet into an enormous international database of... naked bottoms. So, you see, the story of male achievement through the ages, feeble though it may have been, has been the story of our struggle to get a better look at your bottoms. Frankly, girls, I'm not so sure how insulted you really ought to be.

טוב נו, אחרון חביב באמת – על כלום...

Jeff: I've got the key to the gates of paradise but I have too many legs!

(בשביל לצחוק ממנו כבר תצטרכו לראות את הסדרה, אבל בחיי שזה אחד הגדולים!)

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