שאין בו ענף לקושש

Israelis eating abroad are like children.

There are two kinds: the whiney ones who willnot willnot willnot eat anything which is not kosher, and those who are so happy to have father-god-rabanut not looking at what they are doing, and they storm to eat all the forbidden pork cookies and candies.

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Israelis meeting each other abroad are very suspicious. They looked actually shocked when they hear hebrew on the streets of some foreign town. They give the Hebrew-talker such a scorny, shocked look, as if something went terribly wrong. God forbid, behind the bushes might be Hammas, Hezbullah or some Iranian agent lurking, and we all might get caught at the very moment.

Then again, maybe they are just ashamed to be Israelis, like we all are, except those who don't have guilt installed.

Normal Hebrew service will resume shortly. In the meantime, please enjoy the B-I-N-G-O night.