so once up on a time, when the shizzle was still young and appealing to the opposit sex (yesterday), it have realized that good nature and great sense of humor is not enought to get laid, u also need to be totaly drunk, so it have invited some random encounter, not that the subject had higher XP, but in this MMORPG if u dont log ur XP s
anw....as i was on meh way to the pub, i have realized the unexpected quest.....yes, there it was, in the entrance to THE BEAR, there was it standing, one year younger and 9 months pregnant, DASHA, my class mate who i also planed to fuck and allot apparently now is pregnannt from some n00b who is freacky gay and retarted.....yup my new quest is probably supporting the familiy and teaching this couple of retards how to take care of babies....
anw....back to the big gay bash....so me and the RE (stands for random encounter) were drinking and dissing and joking (mostly me of course.....all men are gay or just like to be fucked in the ass.....*an explanation to my weakness for men*)....anw, i was drunk enough to forget that he is lame and just trying to be cool, and i took him hewm....the sex was of course awfull, i mean come on....u think having a dick will solve all your problems....then i opened my mouth....hes pride shrinked, :"generally i fuck women who know how to move"...me:"u fuck appileptic?....isnt that dangerous?"......it ended up at the part where he is not capable to take it no longer and i did him a favor and even played a bit....he was happy like a kitten....i was of course:"here goes another wasted condom"...and they are expansive (avanti 60nis 5 condoms)....crazy
owh yes the whole shitty story is not about how it is lame to fuck with loosers but the fact that i did not just fucked a looser, apparently from a conversation of the "capeability of the modern man to turn a hippies labor into a profitable buisness" i have realized that the subject himself, is (or was) a hippie....the guy who i huged as we slept, once were a hippie , AND NOT JUST, but also a vegiterian....OMFG!!!!!!! i fucked a hippie.....i had the enemy in my bed,.i have let a hippie to kiss me.....he drank my tea....im shocked, i cant belive i fucked him, 3 times
....suddenluy i felt violated and devoured....a hippie....a vegiterian hippie
im not sure my mental health can take this.....
anw... long live the shizzle
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