Being an uber 1337 superhero isnt as easy as it sounds mostly coz teh major uber l337ne55 is leik hard and shit, yet my dear ppl i r to trying my best....well may be not my best....and may b no that much of the trying part, yet i have faith in meh self and i do belive that in teh future i shall stop being soo uber lazzy and actually will do something.....
4 and example, yesterday, an ordinarry sunny stinky day in the uber city of Haifa...
The super duper mighty Shizzle O'doom was on its way to its "i spank u pay" daily job, and then it have seen a pretty dog running down the street, it was about to get run over by a car.....in seconds the shizzle have turned into our new hero The SuperShizzle (wearing a brown hat with the S.S initials => stands of course for SuperShizzle....like what else could it possibly stand for....) with the SuperShizzle-make-sweet-love-to-me-by-the-fire theme song and some manga super effects of stripes and stars, the SuperShizzle made its way as fast as possible to reach the road.....it was intence, lots of violins and faces of Barbara Streinsed in the background flashing at you leaving u breathless in horror....
the car was approaching the dog, and SuperShizzle was close to reach the road......it was a matter of seconds....and then the matrix slowmotion...the SuperShizzle have made it again....yes it did, it have crossed the road right b4 the car have hit the dog....and its pretty new clothing didnt got a sngle of blood........yay SuperShizzle is awesome.........grr.....
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