owh man.....i dont think i can take it much longer
my life is pain and darkness
every breath hurts
i cant eat
cant smile
cant masturbate
cant get drunk
cant cheat on durak
cant relax
cant suck cock
im about to loose it all
please.... the great god the magnificent sphagetti monster, what have i dont to deserve it???
i was a good beliver, i was a true pirate, i downloaded for free and burned CD like a gypsy couple made childrenz
i ate pasta and meat...... drink beer and vodka....wasted money on porn (well i wasted money on electricity and the dial up connection)
why do i deserve this punnishment
all the money i make i do not order daily sushi anymore
no more B52's or black russians ( im out of kaloa and irish....need 2 buy more)
no more morning coffie with amareto
no more RedBulls
Sobranie Red ounly....
i even started to clean up the mess.....yet no relief
it started when my strokes and franz ferdinand CD's stopped working coz most of theris glorious life the spent on the floor
(and is is so messy that the ounly bugs i do have on it are dead....im starting to suspect that some one just put em there)
so i was stuck with the old seether and evenecence CD's that ive never listened to and now i know why.....
the hammok cd have dived in redbull
life is hell with coldplay.........
and the septum is pain- i cant breath or smell without it to hurt.....it was never this painfull b4
and my tooth hurts....
my vajine is super sensetive
and i smoke too fucking much....
and it all was supose to have some point....yes....a point....and not that one that says -sado masochistic hentai is the best....but some other point (although tentacle hentai is even better)....it was some message about life...like sometimes ur up and sometimes ur down (unless u realy rock at being on top or tied him up to the bed and forgot to feed him for weeks)
well b4 i remember the point wich is sure about to come (i hope)
i finally found the right program to watch my uber 1337 hentai porn and coz of that stupid piercing i got on my hand i cant musturbate...and realy i know that im right but the leftie just knows the job better.
and alice mc'gee does not work coz the cd is dead and i cant find the guildwars
oots updates rearly now
and i totaly lost the point of girlgrnius
ctrl+alt+del suck ass
i cant use my phone camera to entertain myself no more (do not throw stuff that cost u lots of money on the floor when ur pissed of...coz it can break em and live you with some stupid B.C nokia)
goodnews everybody, im not full of shit no more....yes yes....yesterday i took a dump...first in 5 days....that making urself food instead of just not eating coz ur lazy thing realy makes a progress....
wich brings me to the point...yahoo...
life is soo funny when it just forces you to do stuff for urself so u wount fall asleep in the middle....
although im not sure i gonna eat today (im realy lazy to cook and my tooth hurts to eat hard shit)
but im sure that when my beautifull baby will get home from work he'll cook some thing up for the uber lazy shizzle o'doom
so anwyz i r leik to be uber and shit.....so gtg to the major duty of uber spanking
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