At first i want to thank my love muffin for steaming the last update
it is realy nice of you, i belive that anyone who have read that, was wiping the sweat in anus, while reading.
i must addmit that i agree with the muffin about the things that were said, although i would probably use less of an agressive way and more of the scientific approach towards the subject. (after all, we all live in america)
and now to something compleetly different:
lately i have commited myself to a "desformed" project, wich was to sew my BOSS (mvp) a millitary long coat for the "Femdome Uniform Party" that will be takin place at "The Dungeon" (more mvps) ....
when i was kindly asked to perform my skills in such a manner, at first i had a slightly strange thingeling sensation of hope, wich apparently was a disguise for a strong sense of horror and repulsivness.
Yet with all this in my stomach, i have recived the quest on my broad and strong, so manly and mascular,so hot with water dripping of them after shower that women go crazy and man die envy, shizzle sholders.
it is ounly now i understand what kind of i mistake i have done, and what kind of Doom i have brought upon me.
the woman who is know for the alternative dimentional name as "Fat bastard"
is now wants,once again, to be wrapped in something that will make her look nice.
now i want you all to understand that ounly the procces of making the magic happen. actually requers real magic, lots of INT, DEX and of course a pray of blindness to the all mighty FSM to cause Blind stat on all players inside the 25x25 cells area.
and if that is not enough, i have also been fooled.
pure minded me, i have actually belive that at least i will have the chance to design the damn thing,so at least i can add some fireworks on it for massive croud distraction, wich apparently was a false belief.
when she showed me what i was about to share my spare time with for the next couple of days, my heart (i know, but lets hypotatecly assume that i do have one) went mad with vibrations of revange, madness, ass raping, doom, distruction and some strange eager for a sigarette and a drink.
i swear on Shlomy mother's grave,that in all of my life of Pawnzoring noob S and being generally uber 133t and awesome, i have seen ounly once in my liffe a design so rediculouse, missformed, meaningless and usless as this one.
(and that one was made by "Retard The Boob Chick" who was a real chick, with boobs and also, in a magnifficent manner, a retard)
right now im still performing my "dance of the lazy shizzle" ritual wich is a request from the mighty FSM to give me STR and DEX to complete my quest before it completes me.
all Sholmy's
SuperShizzle WorldSaviour
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