2 days ago we have celebrated our 3 months together, buy lazzin around doing nothing accept makin fun of philipinos.....
now you all might wonder - is this a way to celebrate 3 months???
yes it is, i mean jesus, its just 3 months.... and may be i am sucked into the routine but that is coz i still have my life to live and i ain't expect him to live em instead of me,so i just dont see the reason to make big deal of dates, so he survived 3 whole months with me, and didnt tried to stab me even once,coo, wtf do u want? to give him a friggin medal....???
i mean, we did made it clear to each other that we love each other long time ago, and i know that i made myself completly clear while saying that he is the best thing that can happen to me and that he is the ounly thing i want around me, and i do belive with all my heart that he is perfect for me as we might not hold same opinions but that does not mean we act like pussies about proving them and standding our ground.
yet it seems that the middle class donkeybangers around me still belive that i am having something on my mind- and for some reason , it is evil.....
so there are few things i would like to clear-
its not that im not romantic- im rational..
i am not evil- im neutral....
i dont have goals on my mind- just my hand written sord of prophesy...
i am not cunning- im patient
and i am not scamming- im engeneering
i am not lazzy- im....no wait, i am fucking lazzy........yeah....
anw back to the buisness:
so it is true, the thing i have fear the most, the long scared walks on Nordau st', the hiding in the dark corners when the pass in goups to enter the bars......
the philipinos have taken over, not long ago, after making some observations i have noted to my reaserch book a growing population of philipinos in the lower Hadar area, they are exacly 3 streets away from my appartment, and every week their numbers grow and they are expanding over the area, there are at least 4 karaoke bars legaly open and one underground rebel one.....
NOW THE FOLLOWING DATA MIGHT SHOCK YOU:
they have synchronised, coppied our DNA and somehow managed to get their selves a HOME KARAOKE SYSTEMS.
i know, the info is terrifying, it might be the new era of cold war, we have the ennemy in out own home, they look so innocent and harmfull, but they are not.... and god help us, there must be some action takin....
NOW TO THE SAD PART:
after all the calculations and collecting data i have camn to a conclution that have brought the chills down my spine, yet i was too late, as i have realised the next target they will strike, it already happen, they have moover NEXT DOOR !!!!
there is a family with a (F)= 4x+ 7, when X is the number of family member in the house at the moment, it is wafull, u can never tell who actually ownes the appartment they too have obtained a karaoke system with ounly midi versions, and the have already managed to strike us when we didnt expected, but it is not the end, now to the most terrible news of all , the thing that desturbes my sleep at night,
THEY KNOW ABOUT KITTY
im afrade it is true, they had a glimps at kitty when he was meowing his "goodbye" to me out of the window.
it is not the time to fear, i am getting myself ready for the battle and so should you.....
further instructions will come soon, and god bless, let us survive till tomorrow...
BTW:
i think ive learned some thing todaybout life.
even that in this moment my vallet is empty (due to some - i vill give it to you tomorrow- complications) i might say that joy isnt in the money.
the most pleasing and wonderfull things in life are for free (like love and music) or extreemly cheap (like sobranie red or 3for 10nis climax energy drinks).
so after this experience i have decided that i will finally stop performing skat sessions as the money dont worth the great joy that sadly happens to me ounly once in a week, the joy of lighting up a cigarette and takin a cup of coffee, taking off my pants, squeesing my buttcheeks a bit, maybe pee a little, and taking a giant -lasting for aproximatly 20-32minutes =1 cup a coffee and 3 cigarettes- dump of my life,while feeling the great -pushin in the stomache, followed with pinfull intestens twitchin labors- need to let the mud dragon out and pushing it with great concentration of mind and muscle, till sweat is drippin on my forehead and my mind -due to lack of oxygen- gets dizzy, feeling my anus burns a bit and the pain of the rectum turns into a nice tingling sensation of joy as my intestens get clean and empty and the heavy feeling in my stomache turns into a relaxing levitating sense that takes over all of my body and as i close my eyes and feel myself resting on a fluffy cloud where the chilling breeze plays with my hair and the fresh air of the "black dragon" air freshner is the scent of love and perfection, i realise that this is probably the biggest joy of living, and i will deffenetly wount give it away (not for 300 nis anywayz)....
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SuperShizzle-World Saviour
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