Due to some recent requests, "SuperShizzle (aka-ss) is back with the super cool and uber awesome English edition" (and for thouse who did not understood-> i meant thet im going to use inglish onse egein)
And in this posetive note i shall start from filling you in some incredible and totaly not interesting yet somehow educating info about my marvelous journey in the lands of the north with the X-gallic ppl.
so what have realy happen in Neurenberg 2006?!
The journey of the magical and very awesome shizzle in the cold land of teh beers with bees, or 10 Ways of turning your boyfriend into a hippie.
Chapter 1: Untill The Dirty Hippie Sings
It was in the hard time of war, the northen tribes were under attack by the filthy barbarians.
The attacks were hard and awfull, the men have went to war and thouse who coudnt fight have stayed with their families.
Most of the families have traveled south and were accepted as refugees, the men however stayed at the north to protect the income.
The shizzle then served as the tutor of the youg lady Xandra, and was obligated to be the personal assistant of her mother, lady Mary.
The lady have got ill from the the setuation, and ther husband have decided as protection to send them to far relatives in the south, and the shizzle was sent there by him with a specific order to maintain his wife's mental state stable, and to keep very close company to the young mistress.
And so he did.
Now i want you all to understand that the shizzle then is not the manly man with wide sholders and 10 kg's less weight (concedering the fact that at least 5 of em was muscle), it is the shizzle of the past, still listening to korn in public and to sigur ross in secret (wizo does not supports alternative music styles), the shizzle that just had the potential of bitch slaping a guy while screaming:"It is not an anal clitoris", but it was just a potential.
In thouse times the shizzle had connections to the filthy super (and i will explain why) capitalists of the north.
They have taken the capitalism soo very far, they were the ounly known rich artists with realy bad art works, lots of connections and money.
The shizzle loved this marvelous combination, the genious idea of art and money..... art and m-o-n-e-y..........
ANW....so the shizzle realy liked thouse close, shagging close, connections with the son of the familly, but not because of the son or the shagging nor the money and even not because of the lame art, but because then he could learn and understand deeply the capitalistic, mind controling and deeply inslaving the working class while doing absolutely nothing at all accept leaning back and watching TV, way of living and how they managed to get it.
If ounly the shizzle would know then, that his reaserch will be incomplete, he would not spend 7 months fucking with this moral retard who blindly belives that the reason ppl hate the arabs is racial and not money, sure, the less effective politicly part of populatipn will hate them coz the politicians give em a reason that for some reason seems very reasnable to them (like race and belief), and thouse who are closer in charge to the real reason, just like the money.......
and you know who also likes the money?
no, not the jew, well also the jew, but i ment THE SHIZZLE.
so back to the story.
The very onw capitalist's son, was a semi-hippie, he had the idea that the money actually grows on trees, and for so, there should no be a discrimination for who will pick it first
He was also a kind of a polytheist and belived in the myths of the clean dishes, like: the dishes are clean because the dishwasher cleans em, or the myths of the maid, the housemaid, like: the house clean because the maid comes twice a week to do so and etc'....very interesting.
So of corse while the shizzle were sent to its mission in the shouth (as a way to make a living), the semi-hippie, errm....lets call him, Greg...yeah, Greg.....well Greg have decided that he should join the shizzle as the shizzle can not possibly fully commit to its duties without the daily dose of some Xtreme righteous bullcrap from the man who decided that making his own money is wrong, mostly because the ounly place that decided to to hire him was the Greg caffe, and Greg is just too cooperative for Greg.
And so he did, the way to the south was long and exhausting, mostly because of the thirst, the too little sigarette breaks and the heavy shower of Gregs alternative philosophical brain shagging.
At the arrival, the shizzle have started right away with its duties, while Greg was always by it side for moral advice of dealing with this hard mission.
After weeks the rumor of the war spreading to the center and to the south also arrived.
Greg's rich capitalists parents have decided to ship him away, to some place where the barbarians cannot harm the poor wondering jew, Dutschland.
But the damn boy just woudnt give the shizzle a break, he decided that he cannot live his ppl in the time of war and need, not without the shizzle anyways.
Now i want you to understand this, for someone who have never seen the "cash tree" as apparently did the Greg, shizzle did not had much cash to travel away, deffenetly not when having shitloads of obligations to its own income.
So the Greg have formaly notefied his parents that he is not going to the far lands due to the fact that the shizzle cannot leave with him.
So they both have stayed in the lands of chaos till the end of the barbarian attack, the shizzle have become a mighty warlord and Greg his little bitch and they have lived happily forever after.......LOL RIGHT like the fat capitalists will let some thing like that to happen.
No, his parents doubled the proposal; "you can take your shizzlepet with you, we will pay for the shots and the vet permit" said the Queen.
Yet the brave shizzle refused to leave; " i will defent my ground amd i will not move an inch, i will bravely defend my daily routine as i dop not give shit for your mother's crazy habbits".
the Greg was happy, he did not wanted to leave his shizzle and the shizzle gave him enough excuses to use in case of a face to face duel of wits with the Queen.
Slowly the time passed and the barbarians have molested the north like a group of six 21 years old arabs can rape a random jewish girl from the age of 7 till 13.
In that time the shizzle was getting pretty tired of not sleeping and taking 24*7 care of the family while listening to the daily brain shaggs from Greg........
It have seen to the shizzle that he is about to loose it, but then, then greg started to sing.
Sing alot, out loud and realy badly, just like a self centered moraly retarted hippie with no musical hearing can sing.
then the shizzle have decided, fock all this shite, i am going to Germany.....
2B CONTINUED.....
on the next chapter of :
The journey of the magical and very awesome shizzle in the cold land of teh beers with bees, or 10 Ways of turning your boyfriend into a hippie.
things you can do with your nose:
Was germany realy prepared for the shizzle arrival?
can i smoke your pipe?
it depends how much does the PPC weights:
and etc'........
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