"There are three kinds of people in this world," Johnston says.
"Dicks, assholes and pussies. We're dicks, and the rest of the world are
pussies. But sometimes an asshole comes along and wants to shit all over
everyone, and the only kind of person who can fuck an asshole is a dick, because
pussies are just an inch away from being assholes themselves." (Diplomatically,
Johnston
concedes, "Sometimes dicks fuck assholes at inappropriate times, and they
need pussies to guide them in the right direction."
[Team America]
So
you see, our dear friend Jesus is a pussy disguised as a dick, with an
obsession to assholes.
Since
religion is reflecting on the real world in all times it has also influenced
art.
I
would like to talk about the impact of Jesus' anal- obsession as a false- idol
in the modern popular society.
As
the dear, loved poet Jack Black once said-
"We are BUTT men."
And
there is no escape from our combined destiny.
The
philosophy of Black is quit simple; we are all nothing but butts; pieces of meat
that a dick can get anal pleasure from, nothing more than too cheeks with a
strawberry- mint scent.
The
essence of being nothing more than a human piece of meat that another piece of
meat can stick another piece of meat in it. Also we can find in the writings of
the great and slightly unappreciated author Britney spears
"Every time you look at me
My
heart is jumpin, it's easy to see "
Her
theory about surreal relations between a pussy and a dick is being immortalized
in the lines above, she is bringing back to life the questions that the world
has already neglected
you
can't hide from Spears's crucifying accusations about the place of a pussy in
the western world, even if you wanted to.
I
remember when I was a child- politician McHammer had his "I like big butts"
speech published, it was an important moment in politics history, the world
stood still- for Hammer was a pretty slow reader.
later
on it was let out that hammer did not wrote the meaningful speech about the
relations of assholes with the rest of the world, and how they influenced
pussies and dicks in some ways.
and
that the original writer is so high that he's trying to shag his own behind.
and
as a dear friend once said about shagging "yeah baby, yeh!" you may
see I have a good time helping him stick a can of Red-Bull inside his little rectum,
while he was singing the national hymn- "America, Fuck yeah!" .
Lately,
I have been asking myself, after being asked over and over "what would
Jesus do with a small penis?". I began asking myself:
"Nablia, why couldn't you live in Jesus' time? It seems you could have
had it going with Judas," and the following thought was to asked myself,
"Nabila, what would Jesus do if your rectum was on overdraft?"
I
have done my best to reach a conclusion, but in vain,
that's
when I decided to open up my illegal music player, and search for new anal
massages in the Beatles early works. (found them, i think Jhon was actually gay.
anyways,
let's
move on with our pathetic little lives, this is the time to stop reading,
stop
reading, stop reading!)
P.S
I
want to ANALyze you,
but...
I'm
only a little harmless pussy. (meo.. prr...prr)
P.S
II
http://youtube.com/watch?v=3KiAvmzcZbg
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