Magnum opus

  We're celebrating Christmas this year! I love me oul' wan right now so much. (Even though we can sing only English-language carols, and there are such beautiful Russian and Ukrainian carols... But nevermind that, CHRISTMAS!)

  I'm happy like a kid on Christmas. Finally, I'm going to feel what it's like not to be part of... this. I'm going to feel... healthy.

  (And if you dare call me a Jew again, D―, I'm going to bust your fucking head open. You never, ever, EVER call me a Jew.)

  Unum diem...