Magnum opus

  Below are three stereotypes concerning myself I wish to destroy.

• No, nerds/geeks are not the do-gooders who can't get a shag to save their life. Quite early in their lives, nerds/geeks usually start cursing and adopting anti-social traits. I've never seen one nerd/geek who doesn't swear, except for religious people. About getting a shag... They certainly do. At a certain point, they get more shags than non-nerds/geeks. That is why I found that outdated portrayal of the two high-tech geeks on Erets Nehederet insulting and outright ridiculous. (Yes, I'm a proud geek. Fuck you, sue me.)
• No, teenagers are not (all) horribly shallow, violent, conformistic, &c. (I, for one, hardly see any of those in my school). Quite a few of my peers have strong political ideas, and a huuuge part of them are quite anti-social and realise most people are idiots. As much as I liked A Clockwork Orange, I was very angry when I read Alex's last speech (on the ommitted chapter), as well as when I saw this interview with Anthony Burgess and when I read the article explaining the youth's culture to parents (which consisted of celebrities, several fashion items, and some idiotic slang words and internet slang). Who do you think are more socialy active, the teenagers who go rally at the Rabin square or join the Israeli Gay Youth Organisation, or the common factory workers and labourers from Netivot, who can't even say one sentence in Hebrew without any errors? The punks and skinheads in the UK, or the simple manual labourer from Essex? As was said in As was said on if..., 'So often I notice it's the Hair Rebels who step into the breech when there's a crisis, whether it be fire in the house or sacrifice a week's holiday to give a party of slum children seven days in the country.' After hearing the sheepish idiotic opinions two elderly people told me (even 'normal' people would think these ideas are sheepish and idiotic), and seeing how Florida banned same-sex marriage (because the majority there is elderly), I can't really have much trust in old people just because they are old and 'mature'. (True, maturity does come with age; I certainly matured from when I was an idiot Commie in ninth grade. But not all people mature in the same pace.) I say, let the bright-minded rebellious teens rule the country, and everything will be excellent.
• No, I do not try to do everything in reverse just to get people cross. It's not my fault you're sheep who can't tell right from wrong. Where else in the world the bright-minded, popular teens are so proud to go to the army, to the top units in the military force, go fight in Lebanon and Gaza, and die like cannon fodder? If you speak Hebrew, read Avraham Shlonsky's poem Ballad on the Death with a Smile on the Lips (בלדה למוֶת בחיוך על שפתים), if I remember the name correctly. It's an amazing poem about Japan in WWII: it tells about the recruitment of the Kamikaze soldiers by Araki. It is powerful and beautifully written, with a flowing metre and excellent rhyming. And no, I don't rebel because I'm an outcast. Yes, I was outcasted as a child, but that's because I grew up in Hadera, and you can tell by my writing how someone like me was treated in a place full of vulgar arsim like Hadera. I started being rebellious, instead of swallowing everything my teacher told me about patriotism and Judaism, gradually. But the greatest triggers were my attempt to come out of the closet and finding out how greusome infant circumcision is. And yes, retards, I do have friends. Quite a few of them IRL, and don't share my extreme, out-of-the-ordinary opinions (the fact I can make IRL friends is enough to destroy your moronic ideas, as were expressed by the unnamed idiot who replied to my last post).
• No, uncut penes are not necessarily ugly. I, for one, think a penis without that weird pinkish colour and that awful scar on it looks much worse compared to a natural, uniform coloured penis. Here, for one, is a picture depicting a beautiful uncut penis (completely NSFW!! Includes YIFF!!). Yes, it's drawn, but it's quite realistic. (And yes, it's a picture by my most cherished friend Immelmann, a very sweet Christmas present dedicated to me, because he knows how I love Artie. Thank you so much!)

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