'Bad news is, most likely you do belong to the most self-righteous, arrogant, ignorant people in the world, known as "kikes", "yids", "zhids", "hook-noses", &c. Good news is, the ancestors of modern-day Jews and Arabs have lived in Israel since prehistoric times; id est, not in Mesophotamia, as the Bible says. More proof the Bible is a lie! Hurrah!'
'No, Wikipedia, that's both bad news. The Bible is most likely nonsense, I already know that. But you broke my belief I have a way out of here. I used to think I have a heritage among peoples outside this mess. The Ukrainians. The Russian. The Lithuanian. Instead, I find out I'm connected to both this sick people called the Jews and to the even sicker Arabs. Just... leave me alone. Or at least get me a way to assure myself I'm not a part of this and am a decendant of converted Jews.'
Fuck you, Shlomo Sänd. You've given me false hope.