ציטוטים מסרטים שאהבנו - ציטוטי הקולנוע של ישראבלוג, הסיכום

ציטוטי הקולנוע של ישראבלוג - ציטוטים מסרטים שאהבנו

כאמור, בעזרתם האדיבה של הקוראים בבלוג, אספנו פוסט ציטוטים ארוך ומרשים.

התוצאה למטה. אתם מוזמנים לקרוא ולנסות לזהות.

תודה רבה לכל המשתתפים.

בגלל שהעומס בישרא כפה עלינו פוסטים מילוליים יותר, ללא תמונות

מה יותר מתאים מפוסט ציטוטים, הרי הציטוטים ששמתי בכותרת לא ממש מכסים את כל מה שיש...

גם יש את הציטוטים ממבצע סבתא, שכבר הבאתי בעבר...

כדי להפוך את זה לטיפה יותר מעניין, שמתי ציטוטים ואת הסרט ממנו הם לקוחים, כתבתי בקטן ומהופך, כך שלא יהיה ברור מיד מאיזה סרט זה ותוכלו לנסות לנחש !!!

רשימת הציטוטים:                 

• Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine (הקנלבזק)
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• But you don't understand, Osgood. Uh, I'm a man. Well, nobody's perfect (םיעטו םימח)
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• I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya punk? (םהוזמה יראה)
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• Greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right. Greed works. Greed clarifies, cuts through, and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit. Greed, in all of its forms (טריטסלוו)
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• I'll have what she's having (ילאס תא שגפ יראהשכ)
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• Then close your eyes and tap your heels together three times. And think to yourself, 'There's no place like home' (ץוע ץראמ םסוקה)
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• A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti (םישבכה תקיתש)
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• Here's looking at you, kid (הקנלבזק)
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• Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me. Aren't you? (רגובה)
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• Go, get the butter (זירפב ןורחאה וגנטה)
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• (Frau Bleucher. (followed by the whinnying and neighing of horses (ריעצה ןייטשנקנרפ)
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• You want the truth? You can't handle the truth (םיבוט םירוחב)
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• You know what I am? I'm your worst fucking nightmare -- a nigger with a badge (תועש 48)
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• You had me at hello (רייווגקמ יר'ג)
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• My Preciousssss (תועבטה רש)
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• you shall not pass (תועבטה רש) נתרם ע"י צמח 
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• ?Am I not mercifull?...  Are you Not Entertained (רוטאידלג) נתרם ע"י ביז'ו
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• I am a nice shark, not a mindless eating machine. If I am to change this image, I must first change myself. Fish are friends, not food (ומנ תא םיאצומ)
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• Mine. Mine. Mine. Mine (ומנ תא םיאצומ)
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• Any of you fuckin' pricks move, and I'll execute every mother fuckin' last one of ya (הלוז תורפס)
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• Those of you lucky enough to have your lives take them with you. However, leave the limbs you've lost. They belong to me now (ליב תא גורהל)
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• Talk to the hand 'cause the face ain't listening (סראואפ ןיטסוא) נתרם ע"י M
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• As your leader, I encourage you from time to time, and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced that a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so, but allow me to convince you and I promise you right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo. Except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is - I collect your fucking head. Just like this fucker here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the fucking time. I didn't think so (ליב תא גורהל)
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• We're not completely helpless, Barbara. I've been reading that book and there's a word for people in our situation: ghosts (סו'גלטיב) נתרם ע"י גיבור
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• All for one, and one for all (םירטיקסומה תשולש) נתרם ע"י יול'
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• E.T Phone Home (יט.יא) נתרם ע"י, E.T איך לא
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• ?What kind of a Mickey Mouse outfit would name their team The Ducks (םא'ג סייפס) נתרם ע"י בחור טוב
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• Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker (תיוחל תמ) נתרם ע"י בחור טוב
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• My one regret in life is that I am not someone else (ןלא ידוו) נתרם ע"י גיבור
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• May the Shwartz be with you (ללחב ןועגש) נתרם ע"י גיבור
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• I would never wanna belong to any club that would have someone like me for member (יננא םע ילש ןמורה) נתרם ע"י, E.T
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• Wednesday, play with your food (סמאדא תחפשמ) נתרם ע"י Lady J
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• Because after all, tomorrow is another day (חורה םע ףלח) נתרם ע"י Lady J
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• Nobody tosses a dwarf (תועבטה רש) נתרם ע"י Lady J
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• I felt like destroying something beautiful (ברק ןודעומ)
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• The first rule of Fight Club is - you do not talk about Fight Club. The second rule of Fight Club is - you DO NOT talk about Fight Club. Third rule of Fight Club, someone yells "Stop!", goes limp, taps out, the fight is over. Fourth rule, only two guys to a fight. Fifth rule, one fight at a time, fellas. Sixth rule, no shirt, no shoes. Seventh rule, fights will go on as long as they have to. And the eighth and final rule, if this is your first night at Fight Club, you have to fight (ברק ןודעומ)
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• What are you waiting for? You're faster than this. Don't think you are, know you are. Come on. Stop trying to hit me and hit me (סקירטאמ)
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• !They may take our lives, they may take our homes, but they can never take our freedom (ץימא בל) נתרם ע"י Lady J
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• !It's a bird! It's a plane! It's Superman (ןמרפוס) נתרם ע"י בחור טוב
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• A man can never be friends with a woman he finds attractive, he always wants to have sex with her (ילאס תא שגפ יראהשכ)
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• I feel the need, the need for speed (ןאג פוט)
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• There will be generations because of what you did (רלדניש תמישר)
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• You make me want to be a better man (שיש בוט יכה)
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• It's not the years, sweetheart; it's the mileage (סנו'ג הנאידניא)
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• ?What are you going to do? Charge me with smoking (יסיסב טקניטסניא)
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• I can't carry It for you, but I can carry you (תועבטה רש) נתרם ע"י שני
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• When you grow up, if you still feel raw about it, I'll be waiting (ליב ליק) נתרם ע"י גלעד
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• ?Why do you wear that stupid man suit (וקראד ינוד) נתרם ע"י גלעד
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• All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy (ץוצינה) נתרם ע"י גלעד
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• I can see your sadness. It's lovely (ןשייטפדא) נתרם ע"י גלעד
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• First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village, but the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. That's what's so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. What's the point of living if you don't have a dick (וקראד ינוד) נתרם ע"י גלעד
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• !It's good to be the king (םלועה לש תפרוטמה הירוטסיהה) נתרם ע"י Pussycat
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• !Virgins, put on your "no entry" signs! We are about to confront... guys (םלועה לש תפרוטמה הירוטסיהה)
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• !My Lord, you look just like the piss-boy... and you look like a bucket of shit (םלועה לש תפרוטמה הירוטסיהה)
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• If you wanna shoot, shoot. Don't talk (רעוכמהו ערה בוטה) נתרם ע"י סיידי
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• One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them, One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them (תועבטה רש) נתרם ע"י יול'
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• The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee. (הלוז תורפס)
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  You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together....And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs two hundred pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. ."Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig (ץאנס) נתרם ע"י M
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  Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourself.

  Choose your future.

  Choose life. (גניטופסניירט) נתרם ע"י Snood

  
  
  
  
  
  
  

ונסיים עם כמה ציטוטים בעברית...

• סבתא חיה מתה (אתבס עצבמ) נתרם ע"י עוזון
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• הנה סבתא שלך יא הומו. ותגיד תודה שאמא שלי עובדת במשטרה אחרת כבר מזמן היו מפוצצים לך ת'סבתא (אתבס עצבמ)
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• לסרג'יו פנית לא טעית (הנוע הניא ןופלח תעבג)
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• יבוא לך דינה, יבוא לך (םיציצמ)
  

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