"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
- Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
"If you are going through hell, keep going."
- Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)
"Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth."
- Sherlock Holmes (by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, 1859-1930)
"Black holes are where God divided by zero."
- Steven Wright
"Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome."
- Isaac Asimov
"When you gaze long into the abyss, the abyss also gazes into you."
- Friedrich Nietzsche (1844-1900)
"Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die."
- Mel Brooks
"In science one tries to tell people, in such a way as to be understood by everyone, something that no one ever knew before. But in poetry, it's the exact opposite."
- Paul Dirac (1902-1984)
"Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung."
- Voltaire (1694-1778)
"I am become death, shatterer of worlds."
- Robert J. Oppenheimer (1904-1967) (citing from the Bhagavad Gita, after witnessing the world's first nuclear explosion)
"Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate."
- Thomas Jones
"Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday."
- Woody Allen (1935-)
ניתקלתי באתר עם משפטים מפורסמים... הנה כמה שממש אהבתי. אישית, כי הטרגדיה לטעמי תמיד יותר חזקה מהקומדיה או הסאטירה, המשפט של אופנהיימר לוקח.
